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It is outrageous around here. 

 

The trend of Uni lasses to wear 90s-lite outfits works almost like a todger time machine as well. 

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54 minutes ago, The Fish said:

It is outrageous around here. 

 

The trend of Uni lasses to wear 90s-lite outfits works almost like a todger time machine as well. 

As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0.

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16 minutes ago, OTF said:

As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0.

xS, Shirley?

 

both in terms of size and as expected stiffies.

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1 minute ago, OTF said:

As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0.

 

I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword.

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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword.


Did you bamboozle Mrs Fish with multiple excel charts illustrating when she was most likely to conceive? 

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3 minutes ago, Craig said:


Did you bamboozle Mrs Fish with multiple excel charts illustrating when she was most likely to conceive? 

 

Women can understand excel charts as well, you fucking misogynist. 

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39 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Women can understand excel charts as well, you fucking misogynist. 


Got fuck all to do with misogyny and everything to do with you being unable to express yourself without an excel chart!

I take it that's a yes then? Quality foreplay mate, she's a lucky girl... :lol:

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes? 

It's about slipping in the right formula to get guaranteed results...

 

 

 

Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers.

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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

It's about slipping in the right formula to get guaranteed results...

 

 

 

Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers.

Bill Cosby GIF

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19 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers

I always find a ball-gag works wonders with consent as they just can’t say no. 
 

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