Dr Gloom 24386 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 it's how i roll 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11467 Posted yesterday at 10:55 Share Posted yesterday at 10:55 It is outrageous around here. The trend of Uni lasses to wear 90s-lite outfits works almost like a todger time machine as well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8784 Posted yesterday at 11:50 Share Posted yesterday at 11:50 54 minutes ago, The Fish said: It is outrageous around here. The trend of Uni lasses to wear 90s-lite outfits works almost like a todger time machine as well. As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12716 Posted yesterday at 12:06 Share Posted yesterday at 12:06 On 02/05/2025 at 13:40, Dr Gloom said: it's how i roll FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12716 Posted yesterday at 12:08 Share Posted yesterday at 12:08 16 minutes ago, OTF said: As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0. xS, Shirley? both in terms of size and as expected stiffies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11467 Posted yesterday at 12:12 Share Posted yesterday at 12:12 1 minute ago, OTF said: As much as you may feel younger you definitely aren't, so don't go embarrassing yourself with your xG of 0.0. I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7521 Posted yesterday at 12:16 Share Posted yesterday at 12:16 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword. Did you bamboozle Mrs Fish with multiple excel charts illustrating when she was most likely to conceive? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8091 Posted yesterday at 12:18 Share Posted yesterday at 12:18 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm a happily married father of two. I have put aside my schweffing sword. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11467 Posted yesterday at 12:20 Share Posted yesterday at 12:20 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Did you bamboozle Mrs Fish with multiple excel charts illustrating when she was most likely to conceive? Women can understand excel charts as well, you fucking misogynist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7521 Posted yesterday at 12:59 Share Posted yesterday at 12:59 (edited) 39 minutes ago, The Fish said: Women can understand excel charts as well, you fucking misogynist. Got fuck all to do with misogyny and everything to do with you being unable to express yourself without an excel chart! I take it that's a yes then? Quality foreplay mate, she's a lucky girl... Edited yesterday at 13:01 by Craig 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46579 Posted yesterday at 13:07 Share Posted yesterday at 13:07 Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11467 Posted yesterday at 13:08 Share Posted yesterday at 13:08 (edited) 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes? It's about slipping in the right formula to get guaranteed results... Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers. Edited yesterday at 13:10 by The Fish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12716 Posted yesterday at 13:18 Share Posted yesterday at 13:18 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: It's about slipping in the right formula to get guaranteed results... Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46579 Posted yesterday at 13:29 Share Posted yesterday at 13:29 19 minutes ago, The Fish said: Yup, I made a date rape joke about my own wife. Welcome to Toontastic, ya filthy lurkers I always find a ball-gag works wonders with consent as they just can’t say no. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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