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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  ;)

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Wanker. :huh:

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Wanker par excellence tbh.

 

PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally'

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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  :huh:

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Wanker. :blink:

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Wanker par excellence tbh.

 

PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally'

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The title to me sounds like an excellent porn star name.

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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  :huh:

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Wanker. :blink:

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Wanker par excellence tbh.

 

PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally'

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The title to me sounds like an excellent porn star name.

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Reminded me of my ex, she always thought the sun shone out of hers.

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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  ;)

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Wanker. :huh:

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of course, as the rest of you would rather cut off your cocks with a rusty blade than play with yours eh ? :blink:

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Personally, I'd rather cut off my cock with a rusty blade than play with his, yes.

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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  :nufc:

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Wanker. :D

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Wanker par excellence tbh.

 

PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally'

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"All he wants to do is wank himself stupid, wank fanny waaaaank!"

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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  :D

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Wanker. :nufc:

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Wanker par excellence tbh.

 

PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally'

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"All he wants to do is wank himself stupid, wank fanny waaaaank!"

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:D

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It does me no good at all this weather, I'm in a frenzy of masturbational desire  :icon_lol:

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Wanker. :D

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of course, as the rest of you would rather cut off your cocks with a rusty blade than play with yours eh ? :D

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Or send a picture of it to a bald fatty.... :nufc:

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My ode to Sunshine Fanny,

 

Sunshine Fanny where have you been,

Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean?

 

Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show,

To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho.

 

You perk up my day and give me a twitch,

So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch.

 

For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow.

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My ode to Sunshine Fanny,

 

Sunshine Fanny where have you been,

Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean?

 

Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show,

To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho.

 

You perk up my day and give me a twitch,

So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch.

 

For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow.

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:D

 

Come back Wacky Jnr tbh. All is forgiven. :nufc:

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My ode to Sunshine Fanny,

 

Sunshine Fanny where have you been,

Sunshine Fanny do you keep it nice and clean?

 

Eagerly awaiting for the sun to show,

To reveal your true colours as a scantily clad ho.

 

You perk up my day and give me a twitch,

So keep it up you sun-loving filthy bitch.

 

For a live performance I'll be busking outside Fenwicks window all afternoon tomorrow.

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Mr. Beard would be so proud.

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New line:

 

Walking half naked round the shops,

How I wish I could give you fingers and tops!

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Are you sure that wasn't Rudyard Kipling ? :D

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There's no sunshine fanny at school. :icon_lol: They make us wear uniform the bastards.

 

Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?"

 

So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy).

 

I told him where he could go and walked off.

 

Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again.

 

Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued. :D

 

So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd. :D Kids nowadays. :nufc:

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There's no sunshine fanny at school.  :icon_lol: They make us wear uniform the bastards.

 

Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING  when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?"

 

So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy).

 

I told him where he could go and walked off.

 

Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again.

 

Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued.  :D

 

So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd.  :D Kids nowadays.  :nufc:

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ok....

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There's no sunshine fanny at school.  :icon_lol: They make us wear uniform the bastards.

 

Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING  when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?"

 

So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy).

 

I told him where he could go and walked off.

 

Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again.

 

Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued.  :D

 

So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd.  :D Kids nowadays.  :nufc:

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ok....

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Aye sorry. :icon_lol:

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There's no sunshine fanny at school.  :icon_lol: They make us wear uniform the bastards.

 

Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING  when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?"

 

So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy).

 

I told him where he could go and walked off.

 

Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again.

 

Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued.  :nufc:

 

So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd.  :icon_lol: Kids nowadays.  :D

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Rebel without a scrotum tbh. :D

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There's no sunshine fanny at school.  :icon_lol: They make us wear uniform the bastards.

 

Incidentally I was just about to cross the road and leave school at 4:10, ipod on, with no tie and my blazer slung over my shoulder because it was BOILLING  when a patricularly nerdy science teacher says : "Where's your tie?"

 

So I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to him and say: "There you go, have good weekend mate." He shoves it back and tells me to put it on and have a shave (there's a shaving policy).

 

I told him where he could go and walked off.

 

Only ANOTHER teacher, who is strict as pulled me to one side and starts talking about summer dress rules. Apparently we can go round as I was until we leave school, when we have to wear it all again.

 

Ended up saying "that's absolutely stupid" and "I can't believe you just said I look a mess. I am actually offended by that." Right fuss ensued.  :D

 

So aye, that's a rendition of me acting like an utter little turd.  :D Kids nowadays.  :nufc:

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TBH

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