Toonraider 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 To put the thread back on topic: I would walk into work, tell ever single one of the fuckers what I think of them, go and put the £10m in the bank and watch the interest grow while I go and stay in whichever of Gemmill's houses isn't occupied. Cheap as chips! 144296[/snapback] ....by the living anyway!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 First things first, i'd want to sort my family and friends out....more than anything. To be able to sit down with my family, who i love very much and be able to say, chuck your underpaid jobs, stop worrying about your bills and mortgages for the rest of your life!! You're sorted! Well!!!!! nothing would feel as good as that part. 144137[/snapback] I'd share the wealth too. No point in being able to jet off to exotic locations at the drop of a hat if your freinds and family can't do the same. My parents are coming up to retirement age and have paid their mortgage but I'd maybe get them a bigger house in the country, I'd set my brother up with whatever line of business he wanted to go into and make sure he had property. I'd give cash to my mates (my close freinds that I've known for 10-15 years) so that they could give up the 9-5 if they wanted to. I'd like some of them to be able to enjoy travelling the world, going to major events etc as much as I would. You need to know who your real freinds are because once you've got money the hangers-on will come crawling out of the woodwork. I'd have a house up here somewhere in the sticks, a city centre flat in Newcastle (probably stay in 5-star hotels or rent somewhere in London too). I like cars so I'd have a sports car (an Aston or a Ferrari), a luxury saloon (always liked the Audi A8) and a 4x4 (Range Rover Sport). The real luxury of money is not only being able to afford to go anywhere in the world but also having the time to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'd put some money into the investigation of the "ghosts" that people claim to see/hear/.....smell? it's amazing that EVERY single test done with psychics have come back with a resounding "bollocks" you'll be telling us that Most Haunted is a Documentary next... and that Derek Acorah really does have an american indian guide, called Sam (very Iroquai name that mind) who can speak english and lives with a scouse ex-footballer. aye ...righto I'd happily throw a couple of dozen grand at disproving all this tosh, once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 (edited) So you have knowledge which could make you a millionaire, but you choose not to use it for that purpose, presumably because you're too upstanding a citizen to ever use such a spiritual thing for monetary gain? Do you think it's strange that of all the people with this gift, not one of them has ever been that little bit cynical and cashed in? I'm open minded, by the way, I'd just like to see evidence of anything, just once, to believe it.[/DogWithBone] EDIT: Oops, taking it off topic again. 144297[/snapback] i agree with you really, im quite a sceptical soul, i want proof like you. Ive never actually experienced anything myself (cept for the odd smell) But i'm open minded too, we just dont know or arent meant to! Edited June 2, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 What a load of fucking codswhallop. 144267[/snapback] Behave yourself - you don't know what you're talking about The hospital I used to work in was rife with strange goings-on, and occasionally I would get a strange smell in the night (no it wasn't shit before anyone starts ) it was like a sickly sweet smell and every single time I smelt it either one of the elderly patients died in the night or we'd have an unexpected cardiac arrest. I asked the people I worked with whether they could smell it and they couldn't. Oh and Bev - don't let him wind you up 144279[/snapback] Bullshit fever tbh. Take two immodium. Next case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'd put some money into the investigation of the "ghosts" that people claim to see/hear/.....smell? it's amazing that EVERY single test done with psychics have come back with a resounding "bollocks" you'll be telling us that Most Haunted is a Documentary next... and that Derek Acorah really does have an american indian guide, called Sam (very Iroquai name that mind) who can speak english and lives with a scouse ex-footballer. aye ...righto I'd happily throw a couple of dozen grand at disproving all this tosh, once and for all. 144301[/snapback] what about that film of the family who had a poltergist.? The chair being pulled out of the table when the little girl is sat there etc.... Its been analysed so many times, but seems to be for real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'd put some money into the investigation of the "ghosts" that people claim to see/hear/.....smell? it's amazing that EVERY single test done with psychics have come back with a resounding "bollocks" you'll be telling us that Most Haunted is a Documentary next... and that Derek Acorah really does have an american indian guide, called Sam (very Iroquai name that mind) who can speak english and lives with a scouse ex-footballer. aye ...righto I'd happily throw a couple of dozen grand at disproving all this tosh, once and for all. 144301[/snapback] what about that film of the family who had a poltergist.? The chair being pulled out of the table when the little girl is sat there etc.... Its been analysed so many times, but seems to be for real 144305[/snapback] ... you mean this? it's a film love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'd put some money into the investigation of the "ghosts" that people claim to see/hear/.....smell? it's amazing that EVERY single test done with psychics have come back with a resounding "bollocks" you'll be telling us that Most Haunted is a Documentary next... and that Derek Acorah really does have an american indian guide, called Sam (very Iroquai name that mind) who can speak english and lives with a scouse ex-footballer. aye ...righto I'd happily throw a couple of dozen grand at disproving all this tosh, once and for all. 144301[/snapback] what about that film of the family who had a poltergist.? The chair being pulled out of the table when the little girl is sat there etc.... Its been analysed so many times, but seems to be for real 144305[/snapback] ... you mean this? it's a film love... 144306[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'd put some money into the investigation of the "ghosts" that people claim to see/hear/.....smell? it's amazing that EVERY single test done with psychics have come back with a resounding "bollocks" you'll be telling us that Most Haunted is a Documentary next... and that Derek Acorah really does have an american indian guide, called Sam (very Iroquai name that mind) who can speak english and lives with a scouse ex-footballer. aye ...righto I'd happily throw a couple of dozen grand at disproving all this tosh, once and for all. 144301[/snapback] what about that film of the family who had a poltergist.? The chair being pulled out of the table when the little girl is sat there etc.... Its been analysed so many times, but seems to be for real 144305[/snapback] ... you mean this? it's a film love... 144306[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'd get a customised goal helmet, with "Brock" airbrushed on the backplate. Cosmetic surgery, a tattoo and a villa in Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I'd get a customised goal helmet, with "Brock" airbrushed on the backplate. Cosmetic surgery, a tattoo and a villa in Florida. 144326[/snapback] cosmetic surgery? what would you have done like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 (edited) ps I'd also buy one of these ,... probaly in @@Blue with the Dodge stripes down the center... one of these in Silver or black.and one of these. Black, without the supercab, just a flatbed. no I'm not "making up for anything" I just like certain cars. I'd also fancy a black 73 chevy Monte Carlo.... can't find any decent pictures of one though. Edit. scrap the El Camino.. I just found this... now.. this is a nice fucking car. apparently only 50 ever made, sold for £60,000... Edited June 3, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted June 3, 2006 Author Share Posted June 3, 2006 If I had a large lottery win, I'd pay off the mortgage and buy another house elsewhere but would keep my current house. I'd share a lot amongst family and would give a large share to charity. I wouldn't be daft about it and I wouldn't spend silly money on extravagance. I was actually thinking this afternoon that if I had a small win on something, I'd like to do a PGCE (which is probably a bit sad). 144383[/snapback] Bridget IS that person who would basically go about her life as normal despite her new found riches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I thought of something else i'd treat myself to, one of those Murder/Mystery holidays OR a medieval holiday, you know with the castle, banquets, mead (sp) wenchy dresses and lots of joisting going on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I'd get a customised goal helmet, with "Brock" airbrushed on the backplate. Cosmetic surgery, a tattoo and a villa in Florida. 144326[/snapback] cosmetic surgery? what would you have done like? 144403[/snapback] Nip/tuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 (edited) If I had a large lottery win, I'd pay off the mortgage and buy another house elsewhere but would keep my current house. I'd share a lot amongst family and would give a large share to charity. I wouldn't be daft about it and I wouldn't spend silly money on extravagance. I was actually thinking this afternoon that if I had a small win on something, I'd like to do a PGCE (which is probably a bit sad). 144383[/snapback] Bridget IS that person who would basically go about her life as normal despite her new found riches. 144407[/snapback] You don't need to win the lottery to do a PGCE! You just need to be mad or desperate. They PAY you to do it. One thing this thread has proved to me is my suspicions are right - girls are much more gullible than lads. Spiritual smells ffs! On a related note, out of sheer boredom I read a couple of threads on the general chat of N-O yesterday; also tried to find this tbh thread. Jesus wept, what has happened to that place? (NO, I don't want to start a bitchfest, but that thread on whether science is "real" or not is the most moronic I've ever seen ). Edited June 3, 2006 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I'd buy Brock Manson a new helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I'd buy Brock Manson a new helmet. 144439[/snapback] I think that was the cosmetic surgery he was refering to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I'd buy Brock Manson a new helmet. 144439[/snapback] I'd also buy myself a black hummer. I know it sounds really lame but I really want to just drive one someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5938 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 £10mil Buy Blyth Spartans and do ground up to conference standard - £1/2 mil Ford Shelby GT Mustang and Lamborghini Gallardo - £250'000 Villa in Spain - £250'000 Flat on quayside - £500'000 Apartment in Manhattan - £2mil. 3.5mil so far Round the world trip for a year or two to Australia, Honk Kong, Tokyo, Thailand, Rio, Inca Trail, Major European Cities, West Coast of Usa etc. - £100'000 Few bits and bobs too like Huge TV and entertainment system Shitload of Arcades Scrambler Box at the Toon Box at new Wembley Pay off mortages on parents, aunty, uncles houses. After all this im probably still left with £5mil to chill out on. Maybe finish up my coaching badges and work full time at Blyth. Buy a few decent players and try and get us into League 2. Makes you sick that people like Mikey Carroll can spend £9mil in a few years on fuck all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5938 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 I'd buy Brock Manson a new helmet. 144439[/snapback] I'd also buy myself a black hummer. I know it sounds really lame but I really want to just drive one someday. 144446[/snapback] I drove one around a car park once My ex lass worked for radio aire in leeds and they had a black hummer a couple of years back. Its like a friggin tank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 and one of these. Black, without the supercab, just a flatbed. those big 4x4's are incredibly camp. only a gay hairdresser would even think about buying one. land rovers are ok though cos thats a 'proper' car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 If i won £10mill, i think i wouldnt do anything exciting with it tbh. Clear my debts and those of my friends and family then bank the rest and live off the interest. Might take like £250k and play around on the stock market to pass the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 £10mil Buy Blyth Spartans and do ground up to conference standard - £1/2 mil Ford Shelby GT Mustang and Lamborghini Gallardo - £250'000 Villa in Spain - £250'000 Flat on quayside - £500'000 Apartment in Manhattan - £2mil. 3.5mil so far Round the world trip for a year or two to Australia, Honk Kong, Tokyo, Thailand, Rio, Inca Trail, Major European Cities, West Coast of Usa etc. - £100'000 Few bits and bobs too like Huge TV and entertainment system Shitload of Arcades Scrambler Box at the Toon Box at new Wembley Pay off mortages on parents, aunty, uncles houses. After all this im probably still left with £5mil to chill out on. Maybe finish up my coaching badges and work full time at Blyth. Buy a few decent players and try and get us into League 2. Makes you sick that people like Mikey Carroll can spend £9mil in a few years on fuck all! 144450[/snapback] You forgot to add - get my arsehole bleached for my boyfriend £1500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 You forgot to add - get my arsehole bleached for my boyfriend £1500 144466[/snapback] Why would J69 want to pay £1500 so you could get your arsehole bleached? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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