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To knock one out in the mens cubicles ?

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well based on the fact that in the Inland Revenue its not wrong to give another bloke one in a cubicle (it was ok seemingly because they were both keyed out of work at the time) then I'd say a quickie with mrs nuckle and her 5 daughters is perfectly fine.

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I think I should have it writen into my contract.

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Assumed you already had..... :first:

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No, but I'm considering it for my next contract negotiations, after all, smokers are catered for on site, why not wankers ?

 

Designated wanking areas, with kleenex and visual material.

 

 

*reminds me of that sketch on Big Train.

 

;)

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Rumour has it, a guy from my school (who incidentally, is a social outcast and stalked Tessa, another lass i have a thing for) knocked one out in the woods during a lunch break. :lol:

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I lad in our year at school got suspended for tossing one off under his desk in the middle of a lesson. Apparently he had been bet £1 to do it.

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What would ever possess you to want to have a wank at work though??

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Oh come on!

 

Im sure all those lovely numbers just winking at you, you must get a bit of wood sometime.

 

 

*somebody please poke my minds eye out :lol:

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What would ever possess you to want to have a wank at work though??

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Oh come on!

 

Im sure all those lovely numbers just winking at you, you must get a bit of wood sometime.

 

 

*somebody please poke my minds eye out :lol:

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Dear me :hunter:

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I was free for a couple of hours at work last night. I maybe should have made better use of my time :lol:

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I was free for a couple of hours at work last night.  I maybe should have made better use of my time  :lol:

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Use the defibrilator for an instant thrill. :hunter:

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You'd have to stand WELL clear

 

those jumper bumps could knock Meir out of orbit!

 

Taller when she's lying down

 

Fact-inho

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When you're on the evening shift and someone's left a copy of Penthouse lying around? It would be rude not too... :lol:

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Everyone had a rumour about some kid at school knocking one off in the bogs, it was one of those school urban legends that never happened.

 

As an aside, my mate works for a well known NUFC sponsoring bank in gosforth and he's admitted he goes down to the filing basement to crack one off every so often. Blames the lass with big knockers who sits next to him tbh.

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lad got caught knocking one off here in the disabled toliets, he was also video'ing it on his mobile we're told, to make matters worse it was his team leader who caught him

 

his exact words "maybe i should have locked the door"

 

:lol:

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