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I'd have normally said bare is best until a couple of years back when I was occassionally intimate with a girl who was ridiculously young for me.  I felt bad enough going down on someone who was still a teenager, but the fact that she had no pubes (by choice) really made the whole idea of it a lot worse. :D

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How old are you? How old was she?

 

I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed.

 

Jealous? Moi?

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me - 24.

her -17.

 

It's a nightmare when your lass has to get up early to watch CDUK :D

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A lass I was with (for a very short time) had shaved her pubes. She thought it made her sexy, but I thought it looked like a plucked chicken and inferred crab removal.

 

Stubbly n'arl. :D

 

I wish I hadn't recalled that particular memory. It makes me feel quite sick. :D

 

I've fingered a 12 year-old as well. (When I was 10)

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Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me.

 

Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

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I'll take that as a 'no' then. :D

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Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me.

 

Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

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I'll take that as a 'no' then. :D

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There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown.

 

I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat.

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Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me.

 

Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

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I'll take that as a 'no' then. :D

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There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown.

 

I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat.

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If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger.

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Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me.

 

Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

13985[/snapback]

 

I'll take that as a 'no' then. :D

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There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown.

 

I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat.

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If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger.

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:D

 

Such a tit! :D

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Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me.

 

Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

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sharped like a love heart

 

 

no it dont look very good either

 

EDIT

in light of the plastic surgery thread i'd like to point out i'm talking about a girl not me!

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This is one area where I don't like extremes - bushy - no thank you, fully shaven - preferable to bushy but still not good.

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Dear me - the things I miss when I'm at work!

 

As for Immac - it's bad enough doing your legs with it without anywhere else. Bliddy hell! :D

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Penile enlargement or hair replacement is tempting for me.

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What was it that Chodo boy said in Orgazmo (the movie by South Park's Trey Parker):

"Hey Orgazmo, if you shave it it looks bigger!"

 

Maybe that can fix both your plastic surgery concerns Jimbo! :D

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Already tried that !

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Here was I thinking what have I done, no-one has an opinion on this, come back to the board in the morning and all inhibitions are lost.

Jimbo you are correct it was someone else that said they shaved to make it look bigger but you are guilty of:

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...indpost&p=12818

 

Back to the topic at hand, I've always been a fan of the smooth and bald friend, previously shaved but now freshly waxed versions.

There is nothing like it when you get to spend hours exercising one's tongue.

I don't even mind the stubble look but there is nothing worse than a gorgeous, tasty girl choking you to death as her legs tighten around your head, forcing your face into the hairy, convusing monster!

As for all your razor fearing guys, try a set of clippers that way you can look like you care but you don't have to worry about drawing blood!

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My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own.

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:D

 

Are you and her still together like?

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My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own.

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:D

 

Are you and her still together like?

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Jesus wept.

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My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own.

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:D

 

Are you and her still together like?

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Jesus wept.

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How very dare you!

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