Happy Face 29 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I'd have normally said bare is best until a couple of years back when I was occassionally intimate with a girl who was ridiculously young for me. I felt bad enough going down on someone who was still a teenager, but the fact that she had no pubes (by choice) really made the whole idea of it a lot worse. 13964[/snapback] How old are you? How old was she? I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed. Jealous? Moi? 13966[/snapback] me - 24. her -17. It's a nightmare when your lass has to get up early to watch CDUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) A lass I was with (for a very short time) had shaved her pubes. She thought it made her sexy, but I thought it looked like a plucked chicken and inferred crab removal. Stubbly n'arl. I wish I hadn't recalled that particular memory. It makes me feel quite sick. I've fingered a 12 year-old as well. (When I was 10) Edited August 17, 2005 by Sicklee Sausage Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will. 13985[/snapback] I'll take that as a 'no' then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will. 13985[/snapback] I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. Edited August 17, 2005 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will. 13985[/snapback] I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I've fingered a 12 year-old as well. (When I was 10) 13981[/snapback] is that really something that you should be telling us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43478 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will. 13985[/snapback] I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I've fingered a 12 year-old as well. (When I was 10) 13981[/snapback] is that really something that you should be telling us? 14001[/snapback] It's on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will. 13985[/snapback] sharped like a love heart no it dont look very good either EDIT in light of the plastic surgery thread i'd like to point out i'm talking about a girl not me! Edited August 17, 2005 by themags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 This is one area where I don't like extremes - bushy - no thank you, fully shaven - preferable to bushy but still not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Dear me - the things I miss when I'm at work! As for Immac - it's bad enough doing your legs with it without anywhere else. Bliddy hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3219 Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 Penile enlargement or hair replacement is tempting for me. 12556[/snapback] What was it that Chodo boy said in Orgazmo (the movie by South Park's Trey Parker): "Hey Orgazmo, if you shave it it looks bigger!" Maybe that can fix both your plastic surgery concerns Jimbo! 12699[/snapback] Already tried that ! 12818[/snapback] Here was I thinking what have I done, no-one has an opinion on this, come back to the board in the morning and all inhibitions are lost. Jimbo you are correct it was someone else that said they shaved to make it look bigger but you are guilty of: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...indpost&p=12818 Back to the topic at hand, I've always been a fan of the smooth and bald friend, previously shaved but now freshly waxed versions. There is nothing like it when you get to spend hours exercising one's tongue. I don't even mind the stubble look but there is nothing worse than a gorgeous, tasty girl choking you to death as her legs tighten around your head, forcing your face into the hairy, convusing monster! As for all your razor fearing guys, try a set of clippers that way you can look like you care but you don't have to worry about drawing blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own. 14121[/snapback] Are you and her still together like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own. 14121[/snapback] Are you and her still together like? 14123[/snapback] Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own. 14121[/snapback] Are you and her still together like? 14123[/snapback] Jesus wept. 14124[/snapback] How very dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3219 Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Jesus wept. 14124[/snapback] Right that's twice now peg! Three times and you get a It might not be matching heart pubes but: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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