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Why are pregnant women so attractive?

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They aren't at all.  :unsure:

 

Soiled goods!

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Soiled?

 

SOILED????

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They have a goddam yelling, shitting, puking demon inside them!!!

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Serious question. Why?

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Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart :unsure::blush:

 

I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

Pregnant women in general look really attractive :(

 

Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba :(

 

Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine????

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Serious question. Why?

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Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba :(:(

 

Pregnant women in general look really attractive :(

 

Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba :slap:

 

Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine????

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YES! You sick fuck! :unsure::blush:

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Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart :icon_lol::(

 

I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba :(:(

 

Pregnant women in general look really attractive :slap:

 

Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba :(

 

Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine????

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YES! You sick fuck! :unsure::blush:

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Takes one to know one :icon_lol:

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Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart :(:(

 

I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba :(:slap:

 

Pregnant women in general look really attractive :(

 

Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba :slap:

 

Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine????

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YES! You sick fuck! :unsure::blush:

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Puck off, laddie :icon_lol::icon_lol:

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don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing.

 

for example, my sister is a big girl we're talking over 16stone and she's just got pregnant, now there is something about her that means I don't want to immediately reach for the shotgun when she comes round.

 

I've also a mate whose bird is... well.. she's unattractive and now she's got a bun up the oven I don't retch when she walks into the room.

 

I don't get the horn around pregnant women, but I think it's a male version of broodiness. Some sort of reaction to their state... sort of protective/affection mix

 

p.s. I would happily remove the babies from both of those, cure any genetic similarity they had with their mother and grow em in a vat until ready then ship em off to better deserving parents... cos the little bleeders haven't got the best starts in life... and I don't think that's fair.

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Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart :icon_lol::(

 

I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba :(:(

 

Pregnant women in general look really attractive :slap:

 

Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba :(

 

Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine????

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YES! You sick fuck! :unsure::blush:

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Takes one to know one :icon_lol:

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REBUKED! :slap:

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Ah, Laz, a man after me own heart :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

I couldn't get enough of mrs hips when she was pregnant - hubba hubba :(:(

 

Pregnant women in general look really attractive :(

 

Anyone got the pic of that actress (name escapes me....GI Jane/Striptease) that was on the cover of a magazine a few years back?? Hubba hubba :slap:

 

Question: would it be considered porvorted to subscribe to 'Pregnant Mother Monthly' magazine????

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YES! You sick fuck! :unsure::blush:

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Seconded.

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don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing.

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And the difference between 'more attractive' and 'more aesthetically pleasing' is what, exactly?

:unsure:

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don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing.

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And the difference between 'more attractive' and 'more aesthetically pleasing' is what, exactly?

:blush:

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"Aesthetically pleasing" is more verbose? :unsure:

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There stomach also gets bigger and they cant walk properly. Sexy.....

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Bladder compression, milk leakage, piles....

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There stomach also gets bigger and they cant walk properly. Sexy.....

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Bladder compression, milk leakage, piles....

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Fuck it, that does it for me.

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don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing.

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And the difference between 'more attractive' and 'more aesthetically pleasing' is what, exactly?

:blush:

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A lady in an evening gown with subtle make-up and well managed hair is aesthetically pleasing.

 

a girl in an oversized football/rubgy shirt, white knee socks, her hair loosely tied up is attractive.

 

it's not fucking rocket science, bollock bonce :unsure:

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don't think they're more attractive, but there is something about them which makes them more aesthetically pleasing.

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And the difference between 'more attractive' and 'more aesthetically pleasing' is what, exactly?

:blush:

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A lady in an evening gown with subtle make-up and well managed hair is aesthetically pleasing.

 

a girl in an oversized football/rubgy shirt, white knee socks, her hair loosely tied up is attractive.

 

it's not fucking rocket science, bollock bonce :unsure:

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Those are the dictionary definitions are they fatso?

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