rebellious 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite. So, you're obviously the big dick... ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off. 172473[/snapback] The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me. 172486[/snapback] That scares you......pussy Seriously though its the lines i like, i didn`t think this is a Great actors of all time thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2283 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "What the fuck is the internet?" "Snootchie Bootchies" "You like apples?", "Well I got her number, how do you them apples?!" "No Tommy, it's tip top. I'm just not that sure about the colour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2283 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 So, you're obviously the big dick... ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off. 172473[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14117 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite. So, you're obviously the big dick... ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off. 172473[/snapback] All sounds a bit gay to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite. So, you're obviously the big dick... ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off. 172473[/snapback] The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me. 172486[/snapback] That scares you......pussy Seriously though its the lines i like, i didn`t think this is a Great actors of all time thread? 172528[/snapback] Fair doos but surely the delivery makes the line too and Vinnie's delivery isn't exacly of the highest standard. It is a decent bit of dialogue though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! [walks out of the room] The Mayor: He's got a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle" 172536[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Don't be blue, Peter!"... Now... ...fuck off. 172473[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this? Thunder: Who? Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebellious 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite. So, you're obviously the big dick... ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off. 172473[/snapback] The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me. 172486[/snapback] That scares you......pussy Seriously though its the lines i like, i didn`t think this is a Great actors of all time thread? 172528[/snapback] Fair doos but surely the delivery makes the line too and Vinnie's delivery isn't exacly of the highest standard. It is a decent bit of dialogue though. 172543[/snapback] True he is a crap actor. I just like both the scripts/films. I also assumed most people on here would have watched Lock Stock and Snatch. Its more of a funny scene as is most of the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. " 172565[/snapback] Chinatown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Your vagina felt good, but smelled horrible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. " 172565[/snapback] Chinatown? 172574[/snapback] Bingo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35097 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. " 172565[/snapback] Chinatown? 172574[/snapback] Bingo! 172577[/snapback] Classic film. If you like that you should definately like The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?" 172578[/snapback] I love both of those films. De Niro is a comedic genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2283 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Long story short, from now on you work for Frankie and Lenny, Capiche? - Lenny? Frankie, I understand. But Lenny? You can't be serious. I'm dead serious. It takes more than muscle to run things. Now Lenny, he's got the brains. That's somethin' special. - He's special all right. What's that suppossed to mean? - Nothing. I'm just sayin'... I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell you what's what, and what? - What? What "what"? - You said "what" first. I didn't say what, I asked you what. - You said "And then, what?" I said "What?" No, I said "what what", like what what? - You said "what" first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I quoted this yesterday in a seperate thread but I still love it; 'Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17924 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I quoted this yesterday in a seperate thread but I still love it; 'Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.' 172597[/snapback] 'Shut Your Ass' (American Pronounciation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35097 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17924 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] True Romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Not a single line, and a bit, well very, racist, but I love this monolgue: "...In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line forever, from blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was f--ked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?" 172602[/snapback] What's that off again? 172605[/snapback] Fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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