catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 We've decided to have a Hallowe'en party at work tomorrow night. Looks like a trip to Tesco's in the morning to get apples for bobbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Anyone else traditionally have hot dogs for tea on Hallowe'en or was that just us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Anyone else traditionally have hot dogs for tea on Hallowe'en or was that just us? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 lol i hate halloween its awful, i actually close my curtians and put loud metal music on for the entire evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14069 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Aye, not looking forward to the procession of local brats tomorrow night. Will probably just draw the curtains, turn off the lights and hope that the flickering of the telly doesn't alert them to the presence of someone just a window-smashing pumpkin's lob away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34634 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Babysitting my nephew tonight, so any twat that rings the doorbell and wakes him up will be in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Have bought some doods for the whippersnappers but hopefully won't get many if the weather becomes inclement then I can eat them myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 The little fuckers have been out since Sunday. When did that start? And what happened to making lanterns out of Turnips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Halloween??????????????? A trumped up marketing excuse to get kids to buy stupid costumes FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Anyone else traditionally have hot dogs for tea on Hallowe'en or was that just us? For the last time, there are no hallowe'en food conventions. You've made that one up just cos you like hot dogs. You've peddled this hotdog shit before-just from memory, Valentine's Day, Easter Sunday and (most desperately in my opinion), Shrove Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 I'm having hotdogs for me lunch today Never have been, nor never will be, traditional All Souls E'en food. Clearly from south of the river Talking of 'south of the river', what are these 'doods' that the Fellin' alchy refers to??? Sweeties of some description, I guess. Knowing her, probably liqueurs!! (why is there no 'pisshead' smilie??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 We've decided to have a Hallowe'en party at work tomorrow night. Looks like a trip to Tesco's in the morning to get apples for bobbing Is this wat my taxes pay for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 We've decided to have a Hallowe'en party at work tomorrow night. Looks like a trip to Tesco's in the morning to get apples for bobbing Is this wat my taxes pay for? Yes, but remember that the nurses must wear white t-shirts when dunking, so all is acceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. Would you like to borrow my wife's broomstick?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34634 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Have you left them at work do you think or lost them in Tesco? Bit of a disaster. By the way, I'm with 2J, my taxes paying for this sort of thing is a PISSTAKE. You should go around the wards, bursting through the curtains in your costume, demanding trick or treat from the ill people though. Obviously anyone withholding treats should have canulas removed and any painkillers hidden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34634 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Have you left them at work do you think or lost them in Tesco? Bit of a disaster. By the way, I'm with 2J, my taxes paying for this sort of thing is a PISSTAKE. You should go around the wards, bursting through the curtains in your costume, demanding trick or treat from the ill people though. Obviously anyone withholding treats should have canulas removed and any painkillers hidden. My keys are apparently hanging from the padlock on my locker in the changing room at work And I deserve your taxes for putting up with you bunch of bastids on a daily basis. And Sammy - ferk off!! It's blowing a fucking gale here at the moment. Several people walked past and were obviously to polite to anything other than stare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Bag lady training-day tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Right. This Hallowe'en shit is not going well. I left work at 7.50am and went straight to Tesco's to buy: 3 witches hats 6 toffee apples a bag of Golden Delicious apples to do dunking with. 45 minutes later I found myself at the checkout with a trolley full of a months groceries (well, while I was there I thought I may as well do a bit shopping) including 6 pairs of false fangs, some plastic bats and 3 new tops, and I eventually spent £116. I makes my way home with about 10 bags of shopping, gets to the front door to find no house keys in my handbag so have had to phone my dad to drive over with the spare set. I have been sat on the front step like a mong with all my shopping stood round me for 25 minutes Bastard. It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34634 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34634 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 You made your dad drive all the way from Washington when your housekeys were a ten-minute walk away? I'm APPALLED! I've only just found out they were at work, you retard. Oi! NO NEED! And besides, I'm not the one that left their keys at work and now has piles from sitting on a doorstep, MONGO. The plot thickens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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