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That reminds me of the bloke who does the cleaning at my local. He's deaf and unable to speak and got stung by a hornet. Interesting observation.

Bet you’ve already read up on how much a silver back can deadlift

I'm sure they sit. There could be turds all over their bathroom otherwise.

I considered the sniff test, but I thought it would be too easy to misjudge and be left with shit on your nose. And how does a blind person know when they've finished washing shit off their nose?

Tbf the whole joke of the series was that the jokes and behaviours were dated back then, so it’s probably fine

Deaf as a post man, shirley

Surely the important question is whether they stand or squat?

I won’t go in to detail, but it was a blind lad that invented the first Scratch and Sniff cards.

I'd forgotten about it until my deaf postman rang the Ring doorbell when I was out with the dog at lunchtime.

I was medicated last night and found myself wondering how blind people know when they've finished wiping their arse. I nearly posed the question on here but fortunately realised it was absolutely rank stoner patter. I'll be on Joe Rogan's podcast before the year's out.

Ok Stoner.

He was returning to Liverpool ahead of pre-season training beginning on Monday. Doctors had advised him against flying as he'd had minor surgery so was driving from Porto to Santander to catch the ferry. He'd done the journey in the opposite direction to attend his wedding. Awful.

Well....her and Toonpack.

I’ll just add that the real reason the uk housing market is fucked is thanks to Margaret Thatcher, who was from Generation Cunt.

You’ve got a cheek, mind Fish.

Imagine how much of them would been to be edited out to satisfy the woke generation.

Rumours going round that he was tyred of life.

I wonder how badly dated the Austin Powers movies are now btw.

ok boomer