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3 aubergines for dinner then? 🍆🍆🍆

30 second stop off then?

Twice Screwed.

There's certainly some psychopathic leanings in your bloodline. 🙂

The lake district.

And yet there you are ... tramping it out in style on your patio couch.

I reckon it's a trucker's paradise up there.

You're basically Boris Johnson with a marginally better grasp of technology.

Fuck me ewerk, don't feed the monster.

Well the electorate are in charge, and they made a clear point on 1st May of their feelings. The concern I have is Starmer is acting with appeasement in mind.

OBVIOUSLY we need to the xG for the five previous games in order to make a comparison. This is pretty simple stuff, I shouldn't have to be telling you how to do your job.

So this phone has inbuilt generative AI where you can sketch something and it will create a fully fleshed out image for you. As you all know, I like trains. Here's what the thick fucker made of my sketch of a high speed train.

I AWAIT YOUR ANALYSIS!

I've not kept up on the politics for weeks as tbh it's too fucking depressing and I've got too much stuff on. Anyway a very close pal messages me yesterday to tell me Starmer was going to be announcing we are 'taking back control' followed by 'He might as well come clean and tell people its Farage running the country' He's convinced Farage is in charge.

I was going to say the same, but decided not to I mean, they assaulted him with icing sugar WTF

So which lay-by do you frequent, MF?

Grim scenes in the garden today The rooks / crows who are nesting in one tree, paid a visit to the pigeons who are nesting 2 trees along. Lots of noise, feathers falling down and then Mrs pigeon came flying out. 20 seconds later the rook came out with one of the pigeons eggs in its beak. What absolute cunts. I half tempted to turn the hosepipe on them. This is not the garden for ruffians of any sort.

no, and you wouldn't want anyone else taking pens. he's ice cold in those situations. but his all round game has definitely dropped off in the past 4-6 weeks though. it's just not about his goal scoring. he doesn't seem to be moving around the pitch as freely as he was in the run up to the cup final, which to me suggests fatigue or he's carrying a niggle. we also have history of continuing to start players when they're managing injuries, so it wouldn't surprise me. i have faith in the medical department since bunce has come in. we have had way fewer injury problems this season but i wonder if they have weighed up how important isak is to the team against he lack of viable options on the bench and decided to defer his rest or op till the summer.

Valid point and reminds me of a comment made during the cup final when I was in the same box as a few Liverpool fans. One of them made a comment that in the 2nd half, Isak had a one on one with Andy Robertson and was out-sprinted. They consider Robertson to not be quick so in turn commented that Isak has no pace. That's not the Isak we know so wouldn't at all be surprised to hear that he's off for an op as soon as the season is over - no international football so nothing to 'manage' in the interim.

Did you see the state of him coming off when he was subbed at Wembley? He could barely walk. He did the full 90mins on Sunday . Am certain a knock has been managed for months and he’ll get an op in the summer. If we’d already got CL he’d have had it by now…

It's like Beetlejuice but worse.

There we go. His xG and non penalty xG. Your wish is my command.

We need to know his xG for the last five games in order to pass judgement.

Does it matter of its a pen? Still got to score them.