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Yeah if that is Phil Neville, putting Solano ahead of Gary Neville is probably the most moronic thing I have seen on the internet EVER.

Probably one of the best made YouTube videos I have ever seen.

The Metro is already a luxury for the chimps that spend most of their time on it proving devolution. It's fine the way it is.

Nah, Sunderland are a club with massive potential just waiting for the right man to drag them by the scruff of the neck and take them where they should be. Keane has ambition and I think this job was tailor-made for him to start off. Of course the Shearer thing is a possible added bonus but I don't think it was that much of a motivation.

Seriously Bob Moncur, shut the fuck up. Please Christ almighty. Ramage and Bobby Moore in the same sentence.

Yeah, I don't see how you can even criticise Keane's ability as a footballer and it's far too soon to be writing him off as a manager as he's starting to get it together.

Bobby Robson blatantly the best manager we have had in the last 50 years tbh (possibly ever). Yes, even better than Keegan. I mean, look where we are now. Only footballer's inflated egos and lack of respect made his posistion untenable.

Is that Phil Neville at LB?

He's blatanty put that soundbite out to pander to the mackem's fragile egos tbh

Jesus christ, TOPTOONOMG!'s love for Taylor is abhorrent. He's a liability. I bet he hasn't even made 75 appearances yet he's been sent off 3 times already in his career. Digusting tbh

Looks like they have invaded my record collection and invited everyone What a line up

I'd give my all if I was playing for Newcastle, I'd be shit though and I'd deserve the abuse i'd get for being so incompetent at my job. Ramage is a fucking useless footballer who, if there was any justice in the world, would be playing in at least League One by now. Players like him are the reason we are so incompetent at the back and will never go anywhere.

Shite bait. I'm not Given's greatest fan but ffs

Either you really rate Bramble or you can't stand Silvestre as he is 10 times the player Titus is.

hahahahaa, geek features, lowered to your level So bad at trying to take the high ground You must have self esteem issues as you think I'm so far below you that you can't resist replying to EVERY thing I post.

Yeah, because I was on the board for all of that time

haha, the irony comeback awesome Took you 40 minutes as well.

Nothing more dull that someone saying "Oooooo, look at me I'm drunk and posting on the internet and pssssstt.....guess what us girlies were talking about last night" heee hee heee Doesn't matter if they are male or female, post shit and expect the consequences.

haha, absolute abortion of a price. First Ashley Young for £9.65m and now this? Now wonder managers buy foreign players

Someone said on the SMB that she looks like she takes corners at blow football. I tend to agree tbh

Waste of money

If you'll be so kind as to grab some wit for yourself while you're there that would be great. Cheers

Yep

Believe it or not, girls-night-out conversations do actually involve all of the things (and more) that Toplass posted. No shit. Oh and all girls rush home to the internet and in a desperate bid for attention report said conversations on a heavily male-populated messageboard.

No thanks, he's fucking useless.