geordieshandy

That's one of the best pictures I've ever seen, I want it framed. It's only ok if you're being ironic though. I thought it was an actual photo, I haven't taken the cross-channel ferry in a while.

Oh aye, tis the dream alright.

Aye it's poor crack all told. Was fancying a couple of beers in the village but it seems that I have less cash than a monkey who's been mugged in the jungle.

1. The missus has gone out with her mates, so I'm home alone 2. Watching The Big Lebowski 3. Chawin on some Aldi doritos, they get better with time and beer 4. Three Stellas, half a bottle of white, half a bottle of red, two JDL 5. Pondering some DIY.

I should say so.

Bring two belts this summer and I'll make sure you get a wad of cash, some coke, and a big breasted hooker for one of them, so you may hopefully be able to keep you kegs in check.

Thanks for negotiating on my behalf, strictly speaking I was the seller, you were just the agent, didn't you think to offer a bung ? Well aware that you were the seller. I did offer a bong, but I thought the deal went through alright without the need for such underhand tactics.

You know there is another a quarantined thread stickied to discuss this shit to avoid the epidemic situation of it polluting other parts of the board. The Big Lebowski. Again.

Well it's a complex issue, although I did ask the buyer's missus to offer to suck the sellers cock. Although on that occasion she didn't play dice.

Keith Chegwin's Dirty Bottom

Agreed, whens it gonna end? I've heard that it might not, pretty much this sort of shit till September. It's St Swithin's day next Sunday is it not?

I'm more confused than that time someone wanted to buy a belt, and although I didn't own a belt, I managed to sell a belt, I didn't hold the rights to the belt but still got money for the belt. The thing is, who's going to end up with their trousers round their ankles this time?

It wants to stop pissing down so I can go home, I'm not running to the Haymarket, I don't run.

Bit of a nutter, which is always a good thing

Celtic are in the UK, you do realise that don't you?

Seems he was never sold to West Ham, still belongs to MSI, and has now moved on a two year loan to Man Utd. SSN as we speak (alledgedly)

The going is canny to be fair, just got a soaking coming back from the library and the photocopier sounds like it's forcing a small rat to copy everything down with pen and ink, but at least it's dinnertime. Ham and pease pudding sarnies. Bingo.

Always been tempted to give that one a go. It's awesome. But you should let the dice decide whether you read it or not.

Aye, today needs to go quickly and I think it probably will. Got some 14 year olds coming in later for an hour and a half, and whilst it might be torture, it should fill in the afternoon. Then a game of squash later and perhaps a couple of pints.

Country of the Blind - Christopher Brookmyre. As good as all his others.

Many Happy Returns of the Day

I'm going to Whitby, so avoid there.

It was without UK teams if you read it again. Good reason for not having Celtic in as well.

We went for Sky telly and BB, but could have got the talk package as well. The BB is canny, didn't take long for them to set up, but then it was all new in, not taking over from anyone else, which is often where the problems start. The only reason we didn't take them up on the phone package is because BT offered basically the same package for no extra cost when we sorted the line rental (Option 2 I believe). I think it does come down to how much you want from them as too how much discount you can get. The less you want the more problems. Other folks have also said they've had issues getting the right service.

It's a fair point, imagine Dalglish never joined and it was Robson as Keegans successor. If we'd bought (the equivalent) of those players we'd see him as fleshing out the squad, but in no way improving it. 10 years (jesus.. is it that long?) down the road and we're mired in inadequacy and our expectations have (rightly) plummeted. But I have hope, these signings aren't Shexy, but they're the road to sexy... I look at these players as the pokey Ferry, spattered with oil, paint flaking off the interior walls, that's taking us to Amsterdam and all the drink, drugs and dirty whores we can manage But will they have a dischcotheque with esch club playing on a non-schtop loop, where you aren't allowed to jump around or else the cd schkips?