Holden McGroin

he was injury prone at Bournemouth as well....

Nadine will be crying into her Sparkling Wine tonight.

Apparently he got 102 votes.

if he is driving thats a good 7hrs (on a good day). Not good for the back.

I think im now gay.

If we get new midfielder and left back in the window then god knows what will happen. Add a top class winger and I might ejaculate.

Great result but looking at their team... if you took son and Kane out if it I doubt they'd make the top half. A bunch of very average players behind them (although kulveski and richarlison are decent - who were injured today. Hojberg is a clogger)

must be raining has conte has put a hat to stop his wig getting wet.

This will be a test to see how far we've come. This is going to be an onslaught.

I'd still tweak this in the 2nd half though. LongShaft and Willock off. Shelvey and Fraser on. although that would leave us light if big Joe can't make the 90 mins.

carragher is right. The ref was in the perfect position so there would be no point in send him to the screen.

gonna get disallowed this, isn't it

Think teams have worked that they can stop a lot of attacks by pressing tripper high.

Contes tactics are perfect for a Howe team

can't seem almiron getting much change of sesssssengon. Think he can match his pace so he'll need to be clever

Carragher picking out Longshaft for some pre-match praise.. wtf...

Probably too busy sucking on his Missus's spare tit. He'll be there.

if anything the tackle from LongShaft on Sancho was more of a penna than that. I think they had two dubious penalty decisions turned down beforehand which probably played into the refs thinking.

I thought both goals should have been disallowed but then im letting it slide cos my Fantasy Team would have taken a hit.

Did he have the baby? (Roy Keane)

Thats what Eton boys do...

You need to tug one out MF. Relax yourself

I can cos my mother from Wallsend decided for the first time in her life that she'd not vote labour due to Corbyn (and probably foreigners - Brexit) My dad would have turned in his grave.

oh dear Jurgen.

"This circus has to end" Labour - you can use that strap line.