Holden McGroin

Willocks eyes nearly popped out of his head there.

He needs to hook Murphy. HAVE SOME BALLS EDDIE

Needs to swap Murphy and Almiron - when you've got Wood on.

Gerrard is going to throw his players under the bus again. "Eerrrmmmmmmmm, we can't keep a lead. We need to learn. Im in this for the long run. Players need to step up" etc

Give them time. They'll mess it up. Most likely in the last minute.

Like how everyone jumped one missed pass by Longstaff. Great assist sunshine. (he'll probably fuck it up in a sec)

We've put a lot into that half. Joelinton was so tired he couldn't control the ball towards the end.

You're building yourself up for a big fall here lads. Don't even believe it. HERE COMES THE RED WAVE.

Yes, Playing Lascelles makes it a write off. If you swap him for Schar then I think we'd be able to play out from the back and therefore be able to play our game. Maybe he is going to play a lower line and attack on the counter?

Hooper went missing every time he went in goal

I'll take the warm up

Aye, they knew how to get over the line. Batty was quality for that era of midfielder.

Aye. Before you go to bed just check the meter and then again in the morning. Should tell if you have a leak. No midnight pisses though.

I love it when you talk sexy sensible stuff Gloomy.

Tommy on Disney+. Documentary on Tommy Morrison. Worth a watch.

It easy to say it. Harder to believe it in your heart.

You do realise the piss and panic a 5-0 defeat will bring? Although it might be what's needed to bring some back to reality.

Unless energy prices are capped and support is offered (that includes businesses) then we will be there very shortly anyway.

He probably won't even get a touch tonight. Im saving you all from a hard fall here lads. PUT THE POSITIVITY DOWN FOR A NIGHT

"ANNOUNCE THE WORK PERMIT"

Aye, barely even a talking point to be honest. He took the piss, he got his reward. Not much else to say.

Did you include wanking time in the shower? Adds a lot on.

Id be tempted to go Fixed rate? Luckily I fixed mine last year for 5 years so don't have to worry about it at the mo.

Be gloomy. A pessimist is never disappointed

He probably poured it out and replenished it with water tbf