Holden McGroin

Headhunters. Very good. Recommended.

Stones has been awful this season as well. I would not start him.

Playing players out of the position they have excelled in this season wont get the best out of them.

Its top heavy with central midfielders.

Exactly. I think Rafa staying is key to keeping some of the better players. I personally dont think it will happen though.

Only he will know but at the end of the day its a red card regardless.

Rafa isn't going to stay though.

I think he'll get out-muscled if he plays in the central midfield. And he isn't a right back. Hopefully he'll fuck off to Turkey or something like that.

Fish has gone all positive again.

Cant believe people want to keep Anita after 3 decent games in 4 years. He is shite.

He has the ability to play at the highest level. His application and attitude are the concerns. I dont think he passes enough to play even semi-regularly for Barca

I can see us getting 4 points and the mackems getting 5.

Its mixed emotions really as my mindset went into "being a father". Hopefully i'll look back in a year with relief but its a weird feeling at the moment.

Just an update on Tinder girl : She has decided not to go ahead with pregnancy. Time to keep little McGroin in his pants for a while. Lesson learnt.

Loving the advice. I think i'll settle somewhere in between telling her i've got parkinsons running through the family and marrying her though.

She knows I have legendary genes as we were seeing each other for a few months. she also knows I have legendary sperm now. One shot of single barreled yogurt rifle, one kill.

How to make a bad situation a million times worse - by Dr Gloom.

Shearer v Spurs in the FA Cup semi final. OOoooooof

Yeah, im ready to have kids and i'll be a good dad. Im just going to miss out on a lot of stuff. Probably pretty common these days though.

Well we arent together any more. Not my problem.

Im of age to want kids, and financially solid and mentally ready. It just hasn't worked out the way i planned it !

Yeah, I'm going to struggle with that I think.

She already has one.... I'm fucked.

Ive already had the government child contribution calculator out !

She loved it in the poo as well. Its going to be my new favourite hole from now on. Arse -> Mouth -> Vagina