Holden McGroin

You've come along way since not watching an American productions and not visiting Sunderland.

My willy was extending when I saw her tits jiggling.

Not yet, anyway.

Its funny you find it unrealistic that a woman could run quickly in a pair of heels when the thing chasing her is a 18 foot reptile that had been resurrected 65 millions years after its death

Entourage - 7/10 . I loved the series and this was just a continuation. I loved the ending. Amusing rather than funny. There were about 10 people in the cinema though. Jurassic World - 7/10 . Standard popcorn movie.

The funny thing is that Carver has had such bad press that he might struggle to get any sort of a coaching job elsewhere.

Absolutely terrible that a young girls life has been ruined. Although i'd rather have my leg than a few million quid I hope she rinses them.

Do any of the these missing cases that end up on National TV end well?

So basically it sounds like we've offered him a shit contract and want the compensation. If he signs the shit contract he'll be a useful backup. Win-win for NUFC.

So Sammy got offered a new contract? Why would this be revealed to the public? And if they wanted him to sign one why wasnt it offered months ago. All seems a bit odd to me.

I'll think you'll find he was one of the best.

The interview is a slap in the face. Anyone with a level of intelligence wouldn't be fooled by it.

Not even he is not stupid to keep Carver as manager. So happy for Jonas. I'd have no problem giving another year on that sort of performance.

Although some of this theories are a bit out there I don't actually mind the kid. He brings debate to Toontastic which is the whole point of a football message board.

I'm sure that happened in my U-12 team when we were on a win-less run.

What?

Haha. I'll give you a clue. 404.

I think they do in America. Edit: Im basing that entire comment on watching The Shield when they held an NBA star.

I doubt he'd swap Barcelona for Hartlepool. Purely on living standards alone. Why would be bothered about getting £5m a year in a shithole when he has £250m in the bank

Christ. He used "my dear boy" Fish doing everything he can for endearment!

Im not responding to you. Mako suggested a player couldn't play in the same division if he left a sinking ship.

Will they be offered better wages? Money talks.

The whole idea is just ludicrous. Imagine a player working his bolllocks off, being player of the season when the rest of the team don't give a shit and you're not allowed back in the PL for a year. Its a farcical ideal