Holden McGroin

Surely worth it on a years contract. And clubs should have a bargaining chip now that he hasnt had a club since the summer.

We are going to have to find a backbone from somewhere are we are down. And splash out on some PL experienced players in January. Still no idea why no-one has picked up Ashley Cole.

Surely two were Mbembas fault as well or are we being blind to this at the moment?

You have pricks like this in every team at every level that think they are better than the rest but are actually bang average.

Christ. This could be a drubbing.

The Thing is one of my fav movies. Black and white one as well.

The best recent horror is Sinister for me. I also watched The Visit last night which was a bit jumpy in places. As a kid though. Nightmare on Elm St, Halloween, The Omen and The Shining. The Wickerman was upsetting but the one I had most nightmares with was The Fly.

You'd expect a little time to gel but we look like we've regressed. Maybe relegation isnt too bad if we clear everyone out and start again.

Even his best bits on YouTube look shite. Shocking decision to replace him for Cabella especially as he had a years experience under his belt. This lad is starting form scratch and doesnt look upto at this stage.

If any clubs were looking at our players then only Janmaat iand Mbemba would come out smelling of roses.

There is something seriously wrong behind the scenes. The balance and tactics arent good enough and the players dont give a shite. I cant see anything other than relegation this season.

All teams need to do now is man-mark Janmaat and we're fucked.

We might need Willo in the Championship next year. Keep him sweet.

Slate Colback some more please...

Colback is isolated to be fair to him. The rest of the midfield arent helping him.

No shape. No pressure. Little determination to track back. Signs aren't good.

This is half-hearted. Thauvin needs to come off. I'd rather play put Obertan on...

Its just an awful, awful newspaper. Will never get any clicks from me ever again.

6 eps into Narcos. Class so far.

I had to Google Maria Whitaker. I used to have this full size poster next to my bed: You've got no idea how many times I've wanked over this (and neither do I )

It might never get back that way if we keep losing games. Even at grass roots level you get cracks showing when you're not winning games so with a bunch of overpaid prima donnas in the team I imagine its hugely magnified.

I genuinely have no idea if Charlton was better than Rooney. I remember 1986 onwards and there have been some fantastic players. We've had loads including Waddle, Gazza, Shearer, Beardsley, Robson and more recently Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard. Rooney is up there. And before anyone starts, if they think Gerrard and Lampard are shit they no nothing about football.

There were no goals in that team last night. Thauvin ws a 1 in 4 man for Marseille. Sissoko will get about 5 per season. Anita and Colback will get 1 or 2 and we've barely had a defender score from a set piece in years. Cisse will put the ball in the net if you give him service and Gini will help out but other than that you just cant see where the goals are coming from. I'd be tempted to play both Aarons and Perez against Watford as they are pacey and offer a goal threat. De Jong is also good for a goal so he has to be contention. Big game against Watford. If we don't win then we are in a bit of trouble.

Dont think its as bad as you lot are making out. Should be 1-1 on clear cut chances and we've about 60+% possession. They look dangerous on the counter. I'd haul Colback off now as he might get another yellow, drop sissoko back to CM.

Happy Birthday !