Billy Castell

18 is legal though...................................to buy alcohol . Still it conjures up all sort of images that should never be thought. And thanks for the PM, I'll never look at a bottle of HP sauce in the same way. And have never thought of using an industrial fan in that way in a million years.

I really fancy salmon for dinner now......... This is up there with the purple and yellow striped kit Coventry had around 1997ish for shitness. Every Newcastle shirt I have seen is a wrong'un. Maybe they had one fan in mind when they designed it (allegedly).

Put my name down for the next PM. His Twitter account shows he's a right racist nob, but that is not to say he's a potential Fred West or Jeffery Dahmer. If there is more than stories floating like a fart in the wind, then he should be dealt with by the police.

Well you can't leave all those brown envelopes lying around Mr. Gittes. Your post did make Blatter sound like a wrong'un as well . Hopefully, it'll be the Venky's lot after they sell us to the Chinese investment group or whatever they're called.

Was he in the second film? Anyway, it has to be Kris Akabussi. Get him to do everything so he doesn't have any time to tag team players' wives with John Terry .

Fuck Stalin, Akabussi is the man, with a coaching team of Brian Blessed, Joseph Fritzl, Frank Bruno and Clive Woodward.

That is shit. The thick black stripes down the sides look awful. It is more of a PSG shirt than a Newcastle shirt. Amazing how someone can get black and white stripes wrong.

:D Keep me in the loop people, I'd better go to bed.

Like most eras, the 80's had good and bad. For every there was a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOZ6zk_Ev . I like the synth pop stufflike Gary Numan and the Human League as well as metal and rock like Metallica and Guns n' Roses. I also liked the Pet Shop Boys, and have an older sister who saw Bros in Dusseldorf when we lived in Germany.

You know people are going to expect more PMs about Paul's behaviour DCI Stevie.

Yet another PM request here Stevie. Normally I'd only ask for stories under injuctions or super-injuctions and not bother with the lives of board members. But as it is The wrong'un........... EDIT: Bloody hell, Bin Laden should have hid behind that fat cock, not his wife.

That's right Stevie. the fact these clerics (who always seem to be right fat bastards) can bang on like they do is embarrassing for Muslim and non-Muslim alike. I don't care if Abu Hamza will be tortured if he went back to Egypt. He should never have been allowed in to poison British people's minds anyway. Freedom of expression is nice, but you shouldn't be allowed use is to incite such vile hatred and violence. We need Gort. It was the worst kind of hand-wringing human rights lawyer that has allowed so many of these horrible men into this country, therefore widening divisions within society, be it along ethnic, religious or political lines.

I was reading in the Daily Mail though that if you grass them, in many British muslim communities you're treat like a paedophile and ostracised by many. Some Muslims like to have an us and them mentality with the authorities and mainstream society, and prefer to close themselves off. Such people would have that sort of attitude towards those who go to the police. When Muslims came in significant numbers, neither side really bothered with intigrating and trying to understand each others' cultures etc. That has left a legacy of a wall between mainstream society and the more close-knit Islamic groups. Another failure of unfettered multiculturalism. It is strange that when Islamic countries are overthrowing despots and craving freedom and democracy, an increasing number of British born Muslims are growing giant beards and demanding fewer freedoms and becoming more violent.

The new Arsenal Crest makes me think that Crest that pops up on the Dave channel during the adverts. I couldn't find a picture of it. I'm also not a fan of that AC Milan shirt.

So your solution is to deport all Muslims? Or have police spying on all Muslims? I'm just wondering what your practical solutions would be. And should these methods be used on other communities such as the Irish, Jews (well Israel is hardly doing us a favour) etc. Having said that I do agree with your sentiment that the 'Muslim community' could do more to combat these nutters than go on the news and say "we're not all crazy, so stop being suspicious of us."

Stevie is right. It is on Reuters. And it has just gone onto the BBC site.

My choice.

So in essence, Newcastle fans should be proud that a cash-rich chairman has sold a lot of good players and rooted around the bargain bin for replacements. Hmmm, OK then. Value for money is a good thing, ask any Sunderland fan, but that is not what has gone on at Sportdirect@St. James' Park.

I'm sure the Bush family could ask their friends the Bin Ladens to provide a DNA sample to compare it with. I still assume no pictures or hard documents of these DNA tests have been made public since the news broke. Now I'm not a conspiracy nutcase, but why do I have Operation Mincemeat and the film Wag the Dog in my head? P.S. Are the giant Norweigen alien women involved Parky? Or the ones with the big heads and slitty eyes ("no Phillip, he's not talking about Chinese midgets.")?

Don't be daft Rob W. Hitler is living in Bracknall. And can the yanks chant something a bit better than U-S-A? It just makes them look stupid.

So there is no pictures of a corpse a la Pablo Escobar. Whilst I'm willing to except that things may have turned out that they couldn't capture him, I am suspicious of the hasty disposal of the body etc. Maybe I've not read too much of the story, as I was at work. If he is dead, than hooray!

Sorry, misread it. You said inappropriate sponsor. I also like the Coventry kit. The badge hails from the early 60's when they first made it to the 1st division, and when Jimmy Hill was their manager. They don't half plug it during home games, but then they are skint.

Apparently every single Daily Mail reader is a racist, and anybody who thinks we should implement sensible immigration procedures reads the Daily Mail. Most schoolkids brainwashed by pc do gooders apparently think such people are Nazi's and encompass all the evil in the world, and that when they grow up they will be able to approach terrorists and tell them they are naughty boys and put their guns and bombs away. As for you, I asked you about the Blackburn v Newcastle game a few months ago, because I went. Twice. You didn't go did you ? An autistic child with Tourettes probably has more awareness of Blackburn Rovers than you do, if you don't know anything about your football club it makes you wonder what awareness you also have of anything at all. You certainly have no understand of people. As sniffer said, a lot of people simply don't want to hear the truth, and prefer to pretend such things are actually happening. I suppose that must also mean you, as you now make your stupidity and ignorance clear and in the open. By swinging so far behind your monochrome point of view, going all 'Fox News' with regards to anyone with differing opinions and by generally insulting you have proved me right. Thank you. And if you can remember, I am not a 'PC do-gooder' who would be OK with Shariah law being introduced into this country, being happy with the burqa being worn in this country, and I am sceptical with the concept of unlimited multiculturalism. Obviously I haven't made my views clear enough for you by not declaring all those who oppose me an enemy of the truth or whatever, and by not being wholly behind one narrow, clearly defined banner. What I do object to is a right wing hysteria shreiking that this country is declining and that everything is ruined because there are X amount of non-Christian people who hail from places outside this island or the more affluent middle class parts of society. I also object to sneering 'told you so' articles in newspapers, stories that are seemingly personally vindictive, and stories that take one or two cases and apply it to society as a whole. The Daily Mail, like a lot of newspapers, do such things with a grim sense of glee. As for the Blackburn matter, good for you. You want a Victoria Cross? I would have gone and bought a season ticket had it not been for the fact that I live in Coventry, I cannot drive and I would't be able to afford to go. So your little point scoring exercise now looks like a cheap shot from a little man desperate to prove himself. Now, I expect a typically unhinged reply, but I'd wish you would do something more constructive. Like seek professional help to find out where all this anger comes from, along with the incredible self regard to your own opinions. I don't want you to go all Falling Down at all.

Do you also want to sit down and have a cup of tea and a chat with the terrorists? Muhammed? Actually, that reminds me, I have to go to Luton to recruit more Taliban freedom fighters next weekend. And I had better not forget to the local primary school and teach the kids to say 'death to the West', and 'kill the royal family' in Urdu.

An autistic child with Tourrette's has more self-awareness than Leazesmag. The points he has raised about how other posters deal with opposing views completely applies with himself. And when someone says that his response is 'know you are said you are, bu what am I then?' and 'no you smell'. I thought the song was quite good anyway, but then I am apparently a Communist who wants to set up an Islamic state in Britain and invite every Arab in the world to claim benefits for their massive families.