Billy Castell

You mean it's a spaceship diguised as an asteroid???!

It's a pretty well written hoax though, with a whole load of detail about 'the future'. The fact John posted on a few sites over a short space of time, including a long-defunct message board just adds to it all. Sort of like that 'Phillidelphia Experiment' that allegedly took place in the 1940's.

Going by that, he'd be at home in the England squad wouldn't he? Actually, you're onto something there.............

Barton is a toxic little prick in the mould of Dennis Wise, and should never, ever play for England. But he made a few good points and is having one of his best seasons.

The pitch, the delivery.......if he isn't intentionally doing it, he really is Alan Partridge.

I agree with the view that Obama has been too keen on being a centerist, and has really let down the 'liberal' people who voted for him in the hope he'd be very different from either Bush. However, the thought of some bible basher like Huckabee, a manipulative crook in the Dick Cheney mould or a moron like Palin would fill me with dread. Obama has been a let down, but they'd be worse. Ralph Nader would be great, but the yanks are so tribal with their very similar parties, that no-one has a hope in hell of breaking the 2 party system. China's rise is seemingly inevitable, but it has been accelerated by Bush Jnr. and the mess he and the banks left. And a world which is owned by the Chinese 'Communist' Party is bloody scary. They only care about two things-power and money. Obama has just kept up the USA's pace of decline by being too much like Bush Jnr.

Obama's reforms, aims and PR have all got stuck in the mud, and his initially quite 'progressive' ideas have all faded as his 'non-partisan' approach has left him falling between two stools. The big fear for the rest of the world is if Obama loses to some brain-dead ultra right wing fuckwit like Palin. Then it'll be George W. Bush and his failures all over again, which will lead to China's domination.

Don't take him to the donkey sanctuary, dogs are scared of donkeys apparently. I never saw any snakes when I lived in Exmouth.

Should have dared someone to teabag that.

This thread makes me think of Pictures of Lilly by The Who. Or Angel in the Centrefold by some man.

1. When younger members at work think that Rooney is better than Shearer ever was, and give you alook when you say he was the best forward in the Premier League era. 2. When you mention Black Sabbath, Faith No More, Nirvana and/or The Who and they have absolutely no idea who they are. And that rap music started at Eminem's first album. 3. You remember the original song that some nobhead has turned into a shitty dance/rap track.

Left a message for the birdman. The bird mentioned being a cuckoo.

Kate's crusty pie , is it Game? I was hoping for a nibble of her cherry pie tbh Had to be done.

Didn't he play for Barnet too?

In rugby league, I think you have a set percentage of turnover, or combined total salary.

For the sake of peace and quiet I shall hereby agree with every statement you say since you are clearly the font of all knowledge. Your arrogance and self-regard in the last few posts is truely towering oh mighty internet warrior.

Arsenal 0-0 Blackburn I was expecting a cricket score, but we apparently battled and fought well for a change. The ref was totally biased to Arsenal apparently, and N'Zonzi was sent off.

Never mind Kev, he was probably one of 'our boys'. Anyhow, what is up with those pricks? Cowards and fools the lot of them.

I'm just fucking sick of spam-brained Americans like that Terry Jones happily pouring petrol on a fire, and giving the mental section of Islam a reason to act like the vile, violent mongs they are.

Someone should get the CIA to kill those cunts in Florida. Everyone knows that the bearded loonies in that uncivilised shithole will kill innocent people because of this. The blood is as much on the hands of the 'other' Terry Jones as the rioting fuckers.

Thank fuck I've never been to school in the North East. I have twin sisters for a start, so would I have to choose, or do both???!! Couple of people died, one of whom fell off a multi-storey car park whilst at the University of Sunderland. Someone got expelled during our GCSEs for stealing a girls' handbag, and then shitting in it.

Another set of amusing reviews.

Just wait a week or two, and then BBC news will be seriously up the royal family's arse, with their snivelling Royal Correspondent fawning over every aspect of it all.

It's pretty crap, but fair play it is different to their usual stuff. I assume you meant the second song I mentioned.