Suraj182

Been a Magpie since the age of four, 15 now.

Nice one mate...what teams have been updated?

1- What would your assement of your season be in comparison with your pre-season hopes and expectations? Completely the opposite, I assumed with the signings we made, the fact that we had a strong end to last season and a good opening to this season, I thought a top half finish was minimum. 2- What would your season highlight be? Newcastle 3-1 Middlesbrough. Never cheered so much in my life. 3- What would your season low-light be? Obviously the moment the whistle went at Villa Park. Although besides that, I'd have to say either when Keegan left or when Shay left and the club started falling apart. 4- A large majority of footballer suporters seem to have taken a certain degree of glee in your downfall this season. Why do you think that this is and what do you think needs to be done to change peoples perception of the club and its supporters? I think it's due to the fact that we're never satisfied with who we have in charge, some people like to call us fickle, we've got a joke of a club currently, we had high aspirations in the pre-season and we have a number of fans who perhaps are deluded compared to the average fan, the media's perception of us seems to be the whole "deluded Geordie thinking we're a big club" but in reality, only a few supporters are like this. There's not much you can do to change this, there'll still be the Toon Ultras, protesting at every appointment/sacking/bad result, the Media isn't going to pick out the average supporters to interview, it'll always be the ones who draw conversation and there's not much you can do to change the media's display of you. 5- Would do you need to bring in during the summer and who would you like to see leave the club? We need to bring in practically a new squad, mostly a midfield and a strikeforce as our strikers seem to be leaving us and, let's be honest, we never had a midfield anyway. I like the looks of Simon Cox and Jermaine Beckford with Fabien Delph and Jordi Gomez to add some creativity to our midfield. 6- What should the aim for next season be? Stability. Rebuilding.

When I saw he'd been included in the Cameroon squad, it helped. Cameroon won't really care whether he's playing in the Premiership or the Championship, there's not that many good young Cameroonian centre-backs around so he should play for them regardless. If he was playing for France, then he'd have to play in the Premiership to get a chance. Now, there's more of a chance of him staying. Good news.

I hate Owen. Can't stand him. But if he gets an epiphany and signs a deal with a pay cut, it's something we'll need if we want to go back up, a prolific striker. Let's be honest, we all hate him but we want his goals. If he pulls his socks up and signs a severly reduced contract I'd be happy to keep him here. But I can imagine him going to someone like Everton or something. He's not done yet, he's just lost his passion because he's a cunt.

I love the Championship, I've always taken an interest in it, it's a great open league, you can never say who's going to finish where and the best thing is, no "big four"!. On a personal note as well, it's cheaper tickets and there's a lot of local clubs for me, win win! I agree with whoever said it'd be nice to see a team of 20-year olds or whatever pulling on the shirt with passion. I'm optimistic for the season, no point looking back at last season, it's done, bring on the Championship!

Make Beye captain. Job done. Great news, as someone said, Beye, Taylor, Bassong, Enrique, they're not a bad back four, definitley capable of getting us back up.

Now is the best time to give him a shot, wasn't he playing first team for his team before us? I don't think he's ready to play week in week out but from what I've heard, he's still very very good and has a lot of potential.

I need to catch up on some of this guys work, he's great. I saw Seance a couple of years ago with my brother, got absolutely shit scared when I was getting the same results they did.

Thought it would be done you know! But my attention span can't last more than 3 pages, I get attracted by other buttons on the site.

Yeah, seems like the thing to do, although I'm keen on Simon Cox of Swindon and Jermaine Beckford (who recently got placed on the list) of Leeds.

What I wrote on the survey in the other thread: I think it's due to the fact that we're never satisfied with who we have in charge, some people like to call us fickle, we've got a joke of a club currently, we had high aspirations in the pre-season and we have a number of fans who perhaps are deluded compared to the average fan, the media's perception of us seems to be the whole "deluded Geordie thinking we're a big club" but in reality, only a few supporters are like this. There's not much you can do to change this, there'll still be the Toon Ultras, protesting at every appointment/sacking/bad result, the Media isn't going to pick out the average supporters to interview, it'll always be the ones who draw conversation and there's not much you can do to change their display of you. I think it's also because we play shit football. It's the same reason I dislike Middlesbrough, Hull, Stoke etc.

Yes, yes, Shearer is shit, had eight games in management but who cares about that, he should be winning those eight games no doubt. 2 of those games were Chelsea and Liverpool. Don't worry, it's Alan Shearer, he was amazing on the pitch so we expect him to be just as good off the pitch and thrash both those teams, even though he didn't have any experience before them. 8 games is more than enough for a manager to realise whether he is good or not. Sounds about right. Twat.

The shirt looks ok, the back looks terrible with the massive white patch, it's like they're forcing you to get a number there. I don't want to get it, what with us getting a new sponsor season after next anyway but my old shirt looks like a tank top on me.

Nah, no way I can get to SJP week in week out from London I'm sure they'd have tickets for non-season ticket holders, I know it's different but I easily got tickets for the Johnstone's Paint Trophy final last season, I'd imagine if you buy from the club directly, it should be fine?

Haha, yeah, I tried to sign up a few days ago but it was blocked, I've been cool enough to visit the site every now and then to see if I could sign up. Seems like a nice place though. I'm not a trouble maker btw, I'm just Indian.

"I have aids." Stuck it in the quotes, just to make sure no-one believes I have aids until after I have sex with them.

I had to do a speech/essay in School on what we'd banish to Room 101/If we ruled the world, what would we get rid of. I straight away chose old people. Got 18/20 for the presentation of the speech and 19/20 on the essay, both A*s Old people seriously annoy me. Especially old people who think it's ok for them to hold everything up, queues, traffic, just because they're old.

You either love him or you hate him.

Wrong hole, dear.

I was crying of laughter when the guy hit his mum in the supermarket and when one guy shouted "IRAQIS AND PAKISTANIS!" randomly I'm a terrible, terrible person.

I used my mum's C905 for a few days, I loved it, especially compared to the C902. Was speedy, hasn't caused my mum or me (my mum being a very picky and impatient person so this is a godsend) any problems and is generally a reliable phone so far. The only complaint I can have is that it's a chunky phone, but that's to be expected. I tend to find once you update the firmware, the phone is a bit more faster and whatnot, but that isn't saying much.

Will this be on BBCi? I've been caught up on the whole Britain's Got Talent fad so I'm going to miss this. Shame really, I enjoy the exploitation of....I should stop talking.

I can't see us getting automatic promotion straight away, it's very difficult to do. I'd imagine we'd spend a lot of time hovering around the top only to fuck up and finish in the playoffs. If we go up via the playoffs, don't we get more money anyway? And a trip to Wembley for me!

He'd be good for us but it's just the fact that he's a cunt of the highest order, if we give him a chance, we'd be saying "don't worry" about his antics before and chances are, he'd do it again. I agree, sell him to whoever and whenever, just get the cunt out.