Howmanheyman

There really needs to be some Radio Death Squads who go around with high velocity machine guns assassinating every fucking 'posse' of grinning, inane, shit patter breakfast DJ's who think they're on a radio version of 'friends'. When I'm about to do a 12 hour shift it's just what I want to listen to. Awful, just putrid radio. 'Gary and Lisa' fuck right off, Simon Bates you colossal blob of grey boring matter, Tony 'fucking needs a good howking' Horne and his arse licking toadies, may your balls fester and your arses seize up and may I never have to listen to your shit on the way to work ever again. Breakfast radio, man. It stinks. Who the fuck is their target audience? What kind of chinless gimp actually laps that shit up? Unreal, man.

I remember Budgie being interviewed by Tyne Tees after his debut in a 4-0 win over Reading, (when Brock would've been a horny thought in his Daddies mind), and saying 'If they can't get motivated playing in front of them, (our supporters), then they need their arses punched'.'

Ex-Tyne Tees Weather girl Wincey Willis was in Newcastle Crown Court accused of shoplifting a few months ago after store detectives caught her leaving her local ASDA in Longbenton with a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons. Her defending Solicitor claimed his client was expecting 'sunny periods'.

Well my lot were city folk but like I said, maybe an older generation thing.

Well that's a new word! Spill the beans, then.

KSA made him sound like Michael Winner. That's how he sounds like to me from now on. "Calm down dear, let Bravado make it better."

Fill yer boots!

Never heard anyone over there say 'yon' but I've heard 'och away' as in 'you're joking' or 'never in the world' or 'yer man' many, many times. Maybe more from the older generation, most of the older relatives I had have now passed on and they always spoke like that.

Of course they would want to sift out timewasters and bullshitters but asking them to buy a box for five years? Lets assume a potential buyer is not from Byker or West Denton, also assume they know as much about the likes of Kenny Wharton, Stan Seymour etc as I do about Mandarin dialect and phrases. Why would they want a box for five years if a deal fell through for whatever reason? It's overkill and offputting as well as insulting to a genuine potential buyer. Also, imagine if a Barry Moat type COULD afford 5 years of executive boxes but COULD NOT afford to buy or run our club? I'd say the former would be more affordable, like.

If only all Business deals could be like this. Buyer: "Hi, I'm interested in buying your furniture Business and would maybe like to start negotiations with you about a price?" Seller: "Sure, but can you buy a settee from my shop for the next 5 years so I know you're not taking the piss? Cheers." "You cannot be serious!"

Yes. Mustaffa Shi-ite

The Strawberry Pub Burger Mob (Boldon Division) The Trent House Posse Durham Mags Teetotal Bender Squad Londonderry Teenage Mags Dirtbag Asssociation That's off the top of my head, I'm sure they're more out there?

'Stewed Bugs and onion' was my Mothers response.

I rang babestation the other night: a woman answers and says "hi sexy what can I do for you?" I said "fucking hide, my wifes coming and I've lost the remote!"

As for CT, I also say 'oh my goshk', but only when I'm doing a Popeye impression for my kids.

There's an old saying round here, 'red sky at night, shepherd's house on fire.' As for 'gets on me tits', that's very common, don't know why Brock thinks its unusual.

Any chance of some cheap/free flights? If you can swing 4 freebie flight I'll buy you a couple of pints and show you round the bars of the famous Shields Road area. I Cannot say fairer than that.

Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 tins of tuna.

Four 12.5 hour shifts coming up starting tomorrow at half six in the morning through to tuesday at seven in the night. Zippity-fucking-doo-dah!

Cracking ale that, CT. Definitely one to just have on a night where you're in the house and not set on drinking much.

I had this bought for me and you can see half of KK's sig on the front. However......£2.50 in 1984? The greedy fucker! (I was paying £3 to get in the Gallowgate a few years after this!!)

If tennis players were footballers they'd play for Arsenal. Self centred whinging twats completely up their own arses.

No Facebook, no twitter, no problem. Just need to get off toontastic and I'm sorted.

It's shite. Their new home one is the best they've had for years though.

Happy birthday Annie! Happy birthday Fishy.