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Took her to Rake Lane, they put it in plaster straight away, then took it off for her op, they're going to check it in the morning it's just heavily bandaged now, don't know if a cast is going back on, but her bones have been fixed together back now with some screws drilled in. I did the same about her age so it runs in the family!

Went out to the park with my two daughters about dinner time and just back in the house now as my eldest who's nearly ten fell off the monkeybars and badly broke two bones in her arm. Not quite David Busst style but not far off it. I knew it was broke straight away as her forearm was in the shape of a banana. Straight to hospital, morphine and an operation later she's sitting up in bed and her Mam is staying over with her tonight as she had some screws put in the bones. What a fucking day and what a super, brave girl she is, never cried once. The joys of parenthood!

I completely, (along with a couple of others) put Tim Carter off when O'Brien was sizing up his free kick at the Roker End. I'm a bit hurt I still haven't had my rightful recognition for my part in that goal even to this day, mind.

Are they American?

Who's doing Spurs strip now? Is that Warrior?

"Man who go to bed with Itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger."

Basically do we think it's ok to have guns available to all and sundry? Personally I'd rather not see that happen in this country and unless we see someone with enough balls to tackle this in the US then this will crop up throughout the years. A lunatic can kill more people with a gun than a knife. It really is that simple. I thought TP's initial response was that you couldn't change the gun policy over there which is a point if debatable but he now seems to be almost pro the US citizens owning weapons unless I'm missing his point? I'd hate the idea of everyone in my street owning a gun put it that way!

Throw up like men wearing make-up.

Fuck off with that sectarian shit, Fish. REPORTED.

It just sprung to mind, CT.

No, 'FC Win Won Sun'

Freddie Shepherd would've put a bid in, like. Just sayin'.

He needs to do it on the pitch in league or cups and I hope he does! Anything else right now is just hot air. (Despite CT's bonk on).

Lush.

I'd heard through the grapevine that a certain 'Wynner' had emigrated to North Korea and changed his name to 'Fu Kim Yung' but can't confirm it.

Got to agree here, like. He's a cool looking fucker, got a superb record as a footballer but never came across as a football Yoda. Still much better than Patrick Viera who genuinely seemed clueless.

Was out getting my eldest her birthday present today, I'm staggered how they can walk about looking like some kind of half man/half woman freak without feeling a bit silly doing it?

These knobs are just the tip of the iceberg. I can't believe the fucking clip of some of the young'uns who are a disgrace to Tyneside with the gear they wear and the state of their hair. Fucking man up you little justin Beibers.

If he 'rescued'* the club he did so at his own expense, as an individual buying a club. SportsDirect did not do it. *We needed his help however Ashley certainly helped bring that debt up on a pretty big scale and paid a manageable mortgage off early which was then referred to as part of the debt.

For those who don't speak French, Stevie has asked for directions to the nearest nudist beach and MF has replied saying 'it is cold for this time of the year' and also something about baby carrots I think?

Heard one of the media refer to the 'Sports Direct Arena' yesterday. Still pisses me off this. Would Old Trafford or Anfield get their name changed for anything less than multi-millions if at all? Would the same media blithely go along with it?

Savage and Claridge......... "Prease stop! My ears hurt!"

Shearer, from day one, looked like he wanted to fit in with the likes of Hansen and be part of the club. Also think he tried too hard not to appear too biased to NUFC.

You're right, LM!!!! (As long as he doesn't talk about NUFC).