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There'll be a few disappointed Japanese tourists in London now, mind.

Bravo!

On the BBC now, Klinsman, Vialli, Shearer and Lineker. How much would these strikers be worth?

Aye you look fuck all like him to be fair....... ....... However you and Kane Dingle........ "That breakfast was fookin' shite, love"

I still like the one where George Galloway goes to the US Senate to answer some questions by a US committee of politicians but mainly lead in particularly by a Ted Danson look-a-like who half way through realises that he is sitting in a rubber dinghy with a fishing rod and has 'caught' a great White instead of the little stickleback he thought he had and squirms but squirms whilst pretending to smile and trying to make out he's in control of the interview when he's, err, not. I'm sure a lot have already seen it and whatever you think of him, he wins this one hands down especially with Senator Ted Danson, ('Norm' something or other). [media=] [/media]

"Give me the biggest feckin' breakfast you've got. Someting even that would even fill that fat useless cunt Chiles up."

No, but you jump in on the slightest thing somebody says in the same way I jumped in at a football sticker scramble when I was ten. (feet first kicking any fucker you see). Anyway, the answer was yes he has.

FYP

I just think the lifestyle is something that doesn't help our cause and by no means the only factor. Where's the Beardsley's, Waddle's and Gazza's? All had more skill and technique then any I've seen playing for England lately.

Don't see as many fat kids in Europe, mate. Haiti? Which part of England is that in?

It's been said but you just have to factor in MB's/chat rooms, daft fuckers sitting with headphones on telling some other daft fucker they are 'totally owned' on some computer game and huge amounts of junk food being cheap*. When you see kids walking about at dinnertime eating from a big fuck off pizzabox then realise they haven't even had their tea yet you'll catch my drift. Less fit kids, (more fat kids), smaller pool of kids able to cut the mustard, more money so kids wont use any shite to kick around with, eg, not playing in a street with a smaller cheaper ball using a gate for a goal and using skills to dribble around parked cars, (sounds cliched to fuck but it would hone your skills as much as a cone), when they can have a big CL edition ball, be kitted out in full strips with shin pads at some astroturf sportscentre. I know you could read this post with the hovis music in the background but I still think it's valid. *Lets face it, pizza/kebab shops are ten-a-penny these days with permanent cheap offers on, look at the amount of leaflets coming through your door ffs.

My neighbours son has finally made it onto the Submarines which was his ambition when he applied to the Royal Navy. He's a hard working half Geordie/half Indian lad and everybody's really pleased for him. Here's to Able Seaman Gandeep Undawatta!

Ahh you twat!

......and you support Newcastle Utd did you say? He took the side to Villa Park after KK left, think it was 2-2 with Clarky scoring from the outside the box with the keeper on his arse.

If it looks like shit and smells like shit it generally is shit. I didn't see the France game but saw the rest and we cannot even keep the ball for more than a few passes. That's pretty basic stuff. So I vote it was shit.

We had the nutz invasion and the return of CabayeAye ALL on MF's watch as a Mod. Sack the board.

But will you get the £125 though or is it their estimate?

I was tempted myself but would've regretted it as I would never wear it. You got 'Beckham' on your shirt, Tom? :lol:

I forget the name, it's the sports shop more or less opposite Primark, on Northumberland Street, Tom.

Served with a sunny D?

If CT's interested then I saw this in the Town today complete with Gazza's number 19 for £25. Also the shirt from Mexico '86 for the same price minus numbers on the back. Both far better than the current shirt they've got in my not so humble opinion.

Is she? Great, I'll pop round yours and tell her exactly what I want, what I really, really want.

Happy birthday!

Foods nice in there, Jill. If you like your Thai food hot don't let the lass talk you into getting a milder version as she thinks Westerners cannot hack it. If your friends bottle the Thai food and have a Sunday dinner it's their loss!