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Are they American?

Who's doing Spurs strip now? Is that Warrior?

"Man who go to bed with Itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger."

Basically do we think it's ok to have guns available to all and sundry? Personally I'd rather not see that happen in this country and unless we see someone with enough balls to tackle this in the US then this will crop up throughout the years. A lunatic can kill more people with a gun than a knife. It really is that simple. I thought TP's initial response was that you couldn't change the gun policy over there which is a point if debatable but he now seems to be almost pro the US citizens owning weapons unless I'm missing his point? I'd hate the idea of everyone in my street owning a gun put it that way!

Throw up like men wearing make-up.

Fuck off with that sectarian shit, Fish. REPORTED.

It just sprung to mind, CT.

No, 'FC Win Won Sun'

Freddie Shepherd would've put a bid in, like. Just sayin'.

He needs to do it on the pitch in league or cups and I hope he does! Anything else right now is just hot air. (Despite CT's bonk on).

Lush.

I'd heard through the grapevine that a certain 'Wynner' had emigrated to North Korea and changed his name to 'Fu Kim Yung' but can't confirm it.

Got to agree here, like. He's a cool looking fucker, got a superb record as a footballer but never came across as a football Yoda. Still much better than Patrick Viera who genuinely seemed clueless.

Was out getting my eldest her birthday present today, I'm staggered how they can walk about looking like some kind of half man/half woman freak without feeling a bit silly doing it?

These knobs are just the tip of the iceberg. I can't believe the fucking clip of some of the young'uns who are a disgrace to Tyneside with the gear they wear and the state of their hair. Fucking man up you little justin Beibers.

If he 'rescued'* the club he did so at his own expense, as an individual buying a club. SportsDirect did not do it. *We needed his help however Ashley certainly helped bring that debt up on a pretty big scale and paid a manageable mortgage off early which was then referred to as part of the debt.

For those who don't speak French, Stevie has asked for directions to the nearest nudist beach and MF has replied saying 'it is cold for this time of the year' and also something about baby carrots I think?

Heard one of the media refer to the 'Sports Direct Arena' yesterday. Still pisses me off this. Would Old Trafford or Anfield get their name changed for anything less than multi-millions if at all? Would the same media blithely go along with it?

Savage and Claridge......... "Prease stop! My ears hurt!"

Shearer, from day one, looked like he wanted to fit in with the likes of Hansen and be part of the club. Also think he tried too hard not to appear too biased to NUFC.

You're right, LM!!!! (As long as he doesn't talk about NUFC).

I'm a laid back forgiving lad in real life but hold old grudges when it comes to NUFC. I was down at Highbury that night and in seats by the touchline with a perfect view of that Moonfaced twat doing a hatchet job on Ginola who then incredibly got sent off by Gerald Ashby? Disgraceful and when you hear precious fucking Arsenal fans twist on about the likes of Stoke, Bolton or lets face it, any fucka giving their darlings a tackle I end up wondering if they have any idea of the club they support or their history. I can't stand the bastard, we had a team that could've won that cup but for a cheat like Dixon.

Are we after pundits or gobshites? Once heard Souness rewrite history on an Irish show and slag our support off as well to a sympathetic presenter, nasty Geordies/who do they think they are?/ideas above their station etc.

Got this as worn by David Kelly; (Trouble is it's a fucking Large!!)