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Good luck! In ordinary circumstances I'd put West Ham down to beat us with the Nolan/Carroll combo and especially with HippoHeed wanting to get one over on us. I just hope Colo can restore some confidence at the back and we take our chances up front and have a 'fuck you' attitude to all the shit that's been floating around. I've good memories of Upton Park and it isn't a graveyard for us like the Dell used to be be.

A few years ago there was about fifty from the club I drink in went to Portugal for a few days on a stag do. A good few decent blokes but some complete and utter bell-ends as well, lads who could be 'alright' back home but showed us all up away. One of the few times I've been embarrassed to be a Geordie. (Two little examples, smashing glasses off walls in bars and singing 'fuck the boro' in that pigbag song style to a couple walking past the bar with a toddler in a buggy just because the Dad had a Boro top on. A few of us sloped off to actually enjoy ourselves but I was glad to get back, plus after four days away I really missed my two girls.

I'm reading that post hearing 'Club Tropicana' in the background, Ant.

I'm not into conspiracy theories but Ant's bench and CT's plates/bench ARE THE FUCKING SAME!!!!!!! CT, a figment of Ant's imagination to keep the site traffic flowing.

Are you poking at your food with your trotter?

Put some of your clothes on the Robot Hoover and get him to take your place, nobody will notice when they're pissed.

Aye, feel a bit for them only being in the UEFA cup final in Amsterdam. Arsenal would love to be in their place, saying that, the poor bastards.

You can chuck in Eastenders in as well.

Must've been a hoot round your way, CT!

I couldn't possibly comment.

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You can almost see it too if you look carefully enough.

Overheard a local journalist yesterday who may, or may not, have made a complete tit of himself on Talksport a while back assure one of his sources on his mobile that "....If you keep feeding me this kinda stuff I'll make sure it gets in the paper." in a loud voice in ASDA with a serious look on his face. (It was was probably Margaret from the NUFC canteen complaining about where the hell was she was going to source the Frogs legs for next fridays 'French day' menu?)

Damned by the King of cool! It must be over 13 years since I bought a NUFC shirt, I bought a retro shirt last year, (I love it even though I've only worn it about 3-4 times max). BUT!! Newcastle United supporter showing an interest in the new shirt? What the fuck is the matter with me?

I can confirm this. Ben Arfa's Clothes hook is wonky and needs screwed in properly and Cabaye doesn't like sitting next to the door as it's drafty. Tim Krul wants a space away from Rob Elliot as he's a bit too 'clingy' and starstruck and keeps asking Tim if he'll go to Nando's in the Metrocetntre as it's 'really fab'.

Luke Edwards is a small balding kid with blonde hair and a London/South-East accent. Alan Oliver and Brian Mcnally are Mackems despite the latters 'Celtic' fan patter.

It looks shit. No surprise there then. How hard is it to do a decent black & white striped shirt?

Big Ron likes this.

I bet there was fucking hell on in Andrew's house when his Mam once gave him beans on toast using ASDA beans not Heinz and ASDA orange juice rather than Sunny D.

He's just your average all -American Durham, clean-living, volvic-drinking NHS guy, J69.

LM faces up to another days exile from Toontastic.

Gemmill and Cath from the piss up thread.

Gene learns Percy Main got beat in their Pin Point Recruitment Northern Alliance game.

Brock Brock in his garden watering the plants.

Well I was at the same match anyway, I think. That really is disturbing, Chez.