Howmanheyman

There's something very fucking strange with Orientals. I thought it was mainly confined to the Japanese but seeing this and another airplane crash investigation programme about a Korean flight that went wrong it gets you thinking. Then there's the strange obsession with pokemon type cartoon characters and sex. Do you know that some scholars in Japan seriously thought even very recently, that the Japanese race might actually trace it's roots back to Neanderthals? They thought they were from a different branch of human evolution and were a bit disappointed to find out they were instead like the rest of the World population being in fact legitimate Homo Sapiens. They've some very intelligent people out there in the Rising Sun but they're fucking warped on a few levels if you ask me. P.S. I'll just report myself, btw.

Not if I was within groping distance.

I was going to say this too. The last one he put up who was a looker was an Israeli drag Queen. I was traumatised for about five minutes, the twat!

Do the Mackems still play this? Gary Bennett et al walking out the tunnel, puffing out their chests to Queen as they yet again failed to beat the Toon at Roker Park.

This means nothing to me.

I wonder then if Fish is the same lad who knocked the Terrapin glass tank over in Seaton Sluice Pet Shop, the other day? They reckon it was Turtle Chaos up there!

PaddockLad sounds like a bizarre cross of Ally Fraser and a Welshman.

Couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold. He says "Put it between your legs to warm it up", she says "But it's all wet and it stinks", he says "Well hold the badgers fucking nose then!"

Robben has to still be on the payroll.

Geordie, mate, always Geordie.

congrats mate, now sing blue is the colour and finish your posts in style.

thought so.

Are from the south of England by any chance my chelsea sympathising friend?

100%

England aren't playing you thick cunt.

nee offence but you can stick your coefficients where the sun seldom shines.

Did Joe Harvey smash about ten mirrors the day after Budapest? Fucking scousers lucky as fuck in Istanbul. Man u lucky as fuck in Barcelona, now these cunts.

Am starting to Fucking hate Munich in finals against cunts.

What can you say?

They will lose on pens as long as bm only let their German players take the pens. When do we ever have that kind of luck in finals?

1. Tea 2. 3-4 3. More popular than coffee. I'll drink the odd cup of coffee now and then but I like a cuppa tea with a sandwich or a chippy.

Was expecting a better accent than that Stevie, lad, seeing as your phoneticly written Mackem and especially cockney is spot on! "I'm honoured yet quite frankly astounded to pick up this award for the 'Looks most like Howmanheyman' category seeing as the chap is somewhat younger and much more suave and good looking..........Also da dude isn't a Brother like I is".

You copy that pic, Stevie?

'Russian' and 'big tits'. CT's probably twitching like a bunny rabbit's nose as we speak.

:lol: :lol: I'm fucking loving these pics. I'd put money on me being older than 'Uncal Mick' even though he looks ancient and is probably a Granda stuck in some Italia '90 timewarp. I tell you what, you had to watch out for Boro at Ayresome or on aways as they used to travel on the same saturdays as we did and there were some nutters amongst them. Never worried about going to Roker when Uncal Mick was in his prime, mind. The herr flick on his napper, man! :lol: