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The whole thing. Once upon a time you went for a piss and that was it. Now there's a black man to enhance your toilet experience. It's painful, tbh.

Bollocks? Sorry pal but it's a fucking disgrace. It's an embarrasment and I hate seeing it. It's demeaning.

Its fucking demeaning to the poor cunt involved and embarassing to everyone else. When you you see kids go in and give the poor cunt jip and think its ok then it gets my fucking back up.

I live in Newcastle. It's a very white city. That's not a brag or a smirk, it is generally White place. The last couple of years I've noticed something. If you're in the the toon and you go to the bog there's a 'black man' in there. The black man man will try to spray some aftershave on you, he'll give you a lollypop, he'll attempt to wash and dry your hands etc. I've kept quiet about this turn of events for the last couple of years but I'm absolutely foaming about it. There's dopey young kids in Newcastle who know no fucking better who think that going in a bog and seeing a 'darkey' who'll give them a lollypop or wash their hands for them and put a bit of aftershave on them is the norm. I dont know if the rest of the country is like this but i'm completely embarrassed at this everytime i see it. I rail at the poor :censored: involve led who is only trying to make as few quid, when my ire should be directed toward the prick w ho thinks that this is a modern day version of uncle tom. I hate seeing it, and i worry about kids taking this for granted. Its demeaning to the person involved but they're trying to make a living, Disgraceful. Forgive the post if its spelling is wrong. I'm absoloutley blotto. But the theme is worth commeting on.

Some Geordie lasses can sound rough as a badgers arse. Don't really think Cheryl Cole's is that bad at all, fwiw.

"Prease, you-for-coffee, CT"

Sounds like a bit of a knob, then. Suppose it could depend how the person got talking to him in the first place, though.

Heard Saint Deniall on Legends while back about it . Said would love to see it happen and would be first to persue it if given any inkling of it being possible but was pretty much resigned to it never happening in the forseeable . Shame . . Having said he was going to lobby MPs about tax breaks for footballers so Im not sure how savvy he actually is . The hairdye's clearly permeating his cranium . Was interested to hear what actual line on it is but assume the OP was just posting and passing by . . He's got zero interest in it. But he'll find time to lobby MP's on tax breaks for footballers?

After the first five games or so I wouldn't be surprised to see us virtually bottom of the league before we pull away and gain some points.

Would love it to happen but the Police and the Authorities wouldn't because they'd fear hard work and the clubs would prefer seating too. So basically thats just some supporters who are for it. We count for shit, mate.

I loved 'Boys from the black stuff' to be fair. Bleak times in certain Labour supporting heartlands and Black stuff was the dark side of the brilliant Auf Weidersehen Pet.

I know it's always been that way. And I know the gulf has got wider. I don't see your point. But I do know that I don't find it particularly impressive when a club spends lots of money and consequently win a trophy. I find it impressive when a club exceeds its outlay, regardless. Do you enjoy the company of men? :icon_lol: :D Only men that don't spend more than 60% of their take home pay on him. He doesn't like to be spoiled. Why spend money on a diamond ring when Nick can have have a sore one for zip?

Realistically, who would buy him? By and large, 2nd div clubs don't pay big transfer fees these days, there's no way they'll get even half of their asking price. If Best stuck around and managed to get a few goals then a struggling side in the PL may sign him in january for over £2M.

If this is true and if the club are party to making it known Best is no longer required, then they've knocked at least a million off his potential price by letting it know he's not wanted.

What's the obsession with 5 year contracts? It means fuck all, he was contracted to us for another two years. Should've just kept him to see how our new recruits turned out and looked to sell him if everything was rosy with our new lads next winter or summer and he wasn't getting a game. Or heaven forbid, injuries, shit form and a lack of goals from the new kids would've meant him actually playing a big role next year.

Still a far better poster than Nick.

For some reason I could imagine Pardew selling digital watches on the Quayside for a pahnd.

Horse racing fan, mate? A couple of tips for you; Dinner Hour, 12-1 Wet Paint, (Sticks to the fences, mate).

Aha ha ha ha!!!

CT, why do you keep going on about not signing contracts in jan? Barton has a year left and Nolan two. That means they are our players under contract.

Rex is in for a shock with Sham, like.

They didn't have to sell him. It's that simple. I'd love to know what the fee was for Nolan.