Howmanheyman

Thinking of selling this shirt as modelled by Lothar Matthaus; It's copy but a very good one. Would take £20 for it from someone off here otherwise I'll go to ebay and try and get more or just keep it as I quite like it despite hardly ever wearing it. It's a medium on the slightly tight side.

Dicksplash, never heard it for years but I liked that one when I was a kid.

Bulls Knacka

Hondacrackas

"I want you to fuck me" are words I quite like.

Was going to say that one. Sick means you're ill or pissed off. It means nothing else. So, aye......FUCK OFF!

I think I'm a bit more philosophical about it than that tbh. This is essentially cyclical for us now where any top performer reaches a contract renewal phase. They will naturally want more money, they won't be offered it and so they'll want away. In that case it's all about managing their exit, their replacement and damage limitation. In the case of newbies, you get them in on peanuts and if they perform they got one contract upgrade. They don't get another one after that however. In the case of those brought in on the higher money, if they perform there's no scope for contract upgrade and they get shipped. in other words, the club is going to sell its best players and will be happy to use the money to retain a profit and simply survive in the premiership accordingly ? Congratulations for finally repeating what I told you ages ago, even though only a short while ago you implied it was total bollocks. Change your name to 'Cassandra Mag', LM.

FYP. Eeeee, what a cunt, eh?

Aye. Phil Thompson confirmed it months ago, man!!

Happy 47th anniversary of your Mothers ultimate feminine sacrifice in a post-war, pro-masculine environment. All the best.

I think Rapey struggles with percentages. Howmanheyman: "Pardew talks shite......100%" I thought it was 3-4 weeks at the time of injury. This day just gets better and better. I'm still at a loss as to how we could sell our only LB without getting a replacement in. We don't owe Liverpool anything, we can make them wait and if Enrique got injured on Saturday then too bad. It was. I'm probably way off the mark but I honestly believe Ben Arfa's crocked for the duration of his career. One 50/50 away from injury at any time. He'll always be like this. I'd prefer the manager of my football club to tell the truth initially and be pissed off rather than feed us lip-service then back track and apologise when the inevitable lie is uncovered. As a manager, Pardew must think himself incapable of achieving anything. We were class under Keegan and Sir Bobby. Were the 2 teams great? IMO, No. But the manager knew about the size of the club and that passion and belief filtered down to the players who believed they were better than others. Pardew's got these lot in a state of 'happy to be also rans'. He, Ashley and Llambias are a disgrace to this fine football club. It's a shame Pardew couldn't be a man and stand up. Completely agree. When he took over we had a solid side playing for each other and the spirit was good, we had a lad who took the number 9 shirt and thrived on it, he had service and help from players like Barton and Nolan and did our new Chancer of a manager think about shooting for the stars and pushing for Europe? Did her fuck! He's been bleating about safety from day one, it never once crossed his mind to push on. He's been singing from the AshLlamb hymn sheet from the minute he got here.

At last the Government has acted. The RAF have dropped thousands of leaflets throughout the affected areas. (As shown below).

Never heard of it tbh. Sounds more like something you'd use against the Irish. Never heard of the 'Feargal Sharkeys'? It's either that or the 'jam and spoons'.

I love the look on her face. I think she'll sound more like a 'big Mamma' type, "Outta my way, sister, Aint no Mo'fucka getting my Nik Naks, you bet your sweet ass they aint, mm hmmm!"

Wow! That new trailer for the Planet of the Apes is amazing, all the violent battle scenes are so realistic, oh hang on a minute......it's just Sky News, live from Tottenham.

Following the riots in Tottenham, Everton Football Club have confirmed their coaches for saturdays fixture at White Hart Lane have now been cancelled due to fears from their supporters that all the good stuff has already been stolen.

If only: Rod Liddle/Matthew Syed/Louise Taylor et al will be really laying into those Londoners tomorrow I bet! Here's a piece I found from them on the web in my head just now;

I don't/rarely watch the tv anymore so am a bit out the loop with this. I might just buy a paper tomorrow, and see if they slag Londoners off for being always ready to riot at the drop of a hat and having a complex like certain other parts of the country get labelled with. Of course they won't though. With a bit of luck we might get MTV or channel 4 to send a normal bunch of level headed Geordies to live with a bunch of Londoners to see how the other half live and see how the nice Geordies manage to cope with the Londoners deprivation and their mean streets.

Well done, CT. Always fancied doing one of those but never knew how. Not sure how to follow that, though.

Got lifted by a mackem copper, for d+d for calling him a mackem cunt, after SEVERE provocation. I got done for D+D last year but blame a manageress for being the biggest twat I've ever known a publican be, and a copper for being trying to be Rambo with no provocation on my part, getting physical, then calling in the heavy squad when I foolishly snapped and threw him on his arse. I understand how pissed off you are, £80 and a night in the cells when you feel hard done by isn't nice, mate but unfortunately I can't confirm the Mackemishness of the Landlady or the speccy copper trying to be He Man, but the copper wasn't the most Geordie bloke I've heard put it this way.

0-4 humiliation. Arsenal always seem to start a season off well and I think we'll be ripe for a hammering. Its got all the ingredients for a bad day, I'm afraid.

I'm off but will be walking round the Metrocentre all day with the brood so it really should be great.

I class Stan Collymore as a bigger arsehole, but that's it. Whenever I hear Collymore, it's as if some invisible Alien comes up to me and sticks a huge syringe in my arm and starts sucking out all the energy I have. He's a super Brummie, the rest are merely boring, but he's the top boring brummie banana, apart from the fact he talks shite about things he has little knowledge of, (I'm talking Stanley's NUFC musings here), he could be spot on about everything he said and you'd still switch off. Imagine being stuck on a desert Island with him? A few months and you'd be eating the cunt for your tea alongside any veg you could forage. Then again, if I had a gun I'd make him change his name to Friday and forbid him on pain of death from ever speaking again. How he got a job on the box/radio is a complete mystery to me, like.

Charva was around for years before the 'Charvas' started using it and its how they got their name. About the time of 1991 you had the Meadowell riots plus bother in the West End and there was a growing trend of people/media talking about 'gangsters' and certain teenagers went fucking mad for it and thought they we well in with hard men they might have once passed in the street. I left school in 1990, a year later met a kid I went to school with, he was from Byker. Anyway, he was talking pure Charva with his mouth contorted on one side of his face, I said, "hoo, Stanna! What the fuck you talking like that for? You had a stroke or something?" as at school he spoke like any other normal kid, to be fair to him he did look a bit embarrassed and started talking 'propa'.