Howmanheyman

;) Who 'foisted' Shearer and KK on him? For that statement alone he loses any cedibility he may think he has. Another point, everyone who insists he's cleared us of debt and there's a few, can you just point me to the press release where Llambias or whomever has said, 'he's paid up all your debts for you, you're now debt free, you owe nobody a penny, me included'. Of all the people who are either pro-Ashley or just willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, (which is fair enough in its own right and they're entitled to their say), some put some good arguments over and then there's bell helmets like this knob. He is the one who really doesn't have a clue. Nothing personal, fact, etc, etc.

Just been chatting to a Mag I know on Merseyside. Is it true there's a few worries on Andy Carroll's fitness on the red side?

Laurie Cunningham's dead, mate.

Sometimes life is more complicated than the question posed. If only life were that simple.

My Aunt had a cat called 'Timothy'.

Anyone of our Southern friends hearing you have got to assume you're Scottish.

Ex-West Ham Freddie Kanoute.

Come on, what's wrong with seeing beyond the burning issues? We aren't living in Asterix's village. Your living in Sunnycrest, aren't you?

Aye, you must have had an Indian the night before you smelly bar Steward!

Wibble-wibble-chunt-chunt-cheesefish/fishcheese-my-name-is-napoleon-and-I-say-weeeeeeee.com are battling it out with mensa.com for the signature of Nick from Poland.

I must admit, when I got up this morning I was just thinking, "Whey that fucking Sammy McIllroy's got some neck on him." You must be a WUM, there's no other explanation that makes more sense. Do you have any info on why he left Stoke? Where did he go? Did he put a transfer request in? Did Stoke get an offer which they couldn't turn down? Did your carers give you an achievement award when you learned to tie your own laces? (As an aside, my late Granda was one of the people Sammy sought advice from when he decided to go professional as he was an apprentice at the same place).

hmmmmmmm? Are you alright? He's looking for a plot. He seems to have mislaid his.

It could only happen to me, like. Whilst being out in the Town the need came on to visit a toilet. Where to go though? Where could I go that wasn't like the Bog from Trainspotting? I have a think and Fenwicks comes to mind, thats always in good nick as they don't want to offend the middle class oldies who frequent the shop. In I go, champion. The place is spotless and empty apart from the trap next to me, oh well, can't have it all I thought. So I get on and do what I've got to do when all of a sudden a voice comes from the next trap..... "Alreet, mate?" Fucking hell! It could only happen to me, like. The only lunatic in the World to shop in Fenwicks has decided to have a shite at the same time as me. Oh well, I thought, I'll humour the nutter..... "Aye canny" I say smiling to myself and hoping thats the end of it. Not a chance as the voice pipes up...... "What ye deeing like?" I don't believe this, I'm having a conversation with some nutter on the bog. I reply a little forcefully.... "Whey y'knaa, just trying to have a QUIET shite, what about you?" I felt that that would be a big enough hint until the voice spoke again..... "Hang on, mate, I'll have to ring you back, there's some nutcase talking to me in the next toilet!!"

A damn fine offer.....but do you want to be seen as a selling forum selling off your best posters!!!!!! I've a feeling you'd be the Alan Smith of the forum, CT. Nee fucker would have you!

Stevie predicted that http://derekacorah.com/ will make a decision to sign him up sometime next week at about quarter to one and interrupt him as he's in the middle of his Chinkees.

Meenzer has denied any knowledge of meeting http://www.esctoday.com officials at a coffee shop in London, yesterday. "I'm not that type of boy" was all he would say.

http://www.forteantimes.com won't give Parky a two year contract as the World will end in 12 months and the Aliens who will take him away won't honour any earth contracts.

Toughguymick wants a transfer to a site that can match his ambitions. http://www.jobseekers-allowance.com are monitoring the situation.

cbeebies.com would like to wish Kevin all the best in his move to Toontastic and hope he can make the next step up in his career.

Llamlick.com won't be held to ransom for a poster with no re-sale value.

I need my tea right now.

source? Contract talks are on hold as TT thinks his postings will deteriorate with age as his hair has and cannot guarantee his place on here in a years time.

PaulWyn.com want Stevie...... ......Dead or Alive.

Positivelypositive.com have offered TT a £1 Asda coupon, 10 Frosties vouchers to get a free Tony Tiger t shirt with 'They're greeeeaat' on it plus a WeightWatchers set of scales for CT.

Breaking transfer news!!! Sheptastic.com has put a £1.5M bid in for LM even though ceiling is £1M!