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They're a good side on their day, but depending on who we can put out I will always fancy us at home against these. Their record up here is shit, they don't like it up here, IIRC their record at the mackems isn't too hot, either. We've regularly done these and done them good and proper. Redknap has the media eating out of his hand hence his shock in the rare event he gets stick off the odd one. I heard a bit of the mackem phone in on Radio Newcastle. (What a fucking disgrace that station is, by the way, John Anderson should tell them to stick it), mackem presenter and fat warty cunt Gabbiadini wondering that Barton could've been sent off for time wasting as he'd already been booked!!!! Jesus Christ!!!! But the real beauty was this air of indifference he gave off with SAFC going for bigger things and having a wonderful season and NUFC fans only having the derbies to think about, (Jesus, the irony!!). Fuck me, we win a game in hand and we're ONE point behind them. Had we got the deserved win on sunday we'd be above them, Marco, marco, you're kidding no cunt, if wishful thinking was an olympic sport this twat would be on the podium with a gold medal on his chest. The presenter is a prick as well. Anyway, when we've finished above them in the past on numerous occasions, they were well behind us. If they manage to finish above us this year the gap will be nowhere near as big.

I thought you'd like that one, Fist, you sick bastard, you!

My Granda told me that the flu virus was going to pick up in the new year. "Tell me something I don't know, Granda!", I replied. Wasn't expecting, "I can get my fist up your granny's arse."

Gary Bennett and Howard Gayle. Meltdown. Hardyman. Meltdown. Bramble. Meltdown.

1990 play off ? Paul hardman [something like that] when he kicked Burridge in the head after saving the penalty - not sure ? Hardyman didn't play for us, LM.

It's Quinn I feel sorry for. The magic carpet, I feel sorry for that as well.

Bent prefers Villa to SAFC. Small time club, when will it sink in to Quinn and their fans?

They regularly go into meltdown when their true place is harshly shown up in the cold light of day. And that's just the players! I can't think of any of our players getting sent off although Webb would've been the first to do it to Barton if he had half a chance.

I know you don't have schools in Sunderland but come on! ya nar what i ment... iv been on the drink all day mann Us too you daft cunt.

You cling to that, mate. Cling to it with all your might. im clingin marra... clingin lyk fuck Wahey!!!!

Kicked all ower the shop for two decades and not a lot has changed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! "Straighta outta Compton Hendon Crazy motherfucka called Ice Cube Meerkat From a band called Niggers Mackems wit attitude" You mackem fucking mug. Years of getting the runararound and you come out with this shit?

I remember him giving a glowing tribute to Jackie Milburn and NUFC at Milburns funeral and was impressed with the man's dignity. Obviously never saw him play but there's something romantic about these old fifties players having their tabs at half time and going to the match alongside supporters. RIP.

I think I better expand on this for any mugs who don't know what Stevie is going on about. An Algerian-Frenchman, (looked like a Tunisian) served Stevie some crepes and proceeded to put his finger down his crack and give himself a good scratch thus sickening the watching Stevie who then witnessed other England fans get served with the smelly finger.

Mackems singing 'Jackie is dead' at Roker Park, referring to Milburn and Boro singing through a minutes silence for Joe Harvey at Ayresome Park, both around 1988-89. I should know, I was fucking there! I don't think any mackem should get too excited about us poking fun of a dodgy looking statue because it doesn't bear comparison. Stokoe wasn't just a ex-NUFC player but a NUFC supporter, it's not denigrating him any mackems reading this. (Some of the photos were fucking class by the way, especially liked the Gordon Banks save!) I don't know this Teed from Adam, but if he equates a couple of idiots to the general feeling of most Mags then he's not doing himself any favours in the credibility stakes. The Everton kid is clearly a man on a mission regarding us and needs to get off this board for his own mental health, no...... NO!...... DO NOT click on the 'toontastic' icon on your favourites, there's a good boy.

Fuck off, you daft cunt! "Straight outa Hendon! Crazymotherfucka named Fred the meerkat in a band called mackems wit attitude" What a load of pish Gateshead sound nearly identical to us. Ive got one working for me and I've got to tell him what to do but it's hard as he only speaks incomprehensible gibberish, even for a mackem. No fucker can understand him. It doesn't help that all his teeth look like broken tombstones in Walker graveyard with caramel toffee in the corners of EVERY fucking one. I'm ten years older than him but his teeth look twenty years older than mine.

What was the reason, because I had a conversation with a chimp choker a while back and he gave me an alternative version. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger That's the version I've always heard anyway. That's what I thought but was told I was a thick Geordie bastard and that they never actually hanged a monkey because the people of Hartlepool weren't daft. They hanged a young French boy who was a powder monkey. If thats right, the NSPCC would have had a field day whereas the RSCPA would have been moved along, nothing for you here. I don't the true version just passing on what he said.

What was the reason, because I had a conversation with a chimp choker a while back and he gave me an alternative version.

They're inferior to us and it's already got to Steve Bruce with his fucking song. They could beat us four or five times off the belt and I'd still look down at them.

It's a good bit of info for Pardews teamtalk, or for the players to think on.

On a separate note, how lucky are Sky sports news? Everytime they walk past Anfield discussing Liverpool's bad form they always manage to bump into John Aldridge or David Fairclough! How lucky can one news channel get?

I wouldn't know where to begin but here's a daft tame one that tickled me. My mate had just been put through his driving test where he worked and he sometimes had a van at his disposal. Well me, him and another mate went for a drive a few times as it was a novelty and one night my pal slowed down in Scrogg Road next to Walker graveyard and asked an old dear if she knew where DeepThroat Avenue was. He seemed so nice and pleasant as he asked and the old girl was touched by his good manners and all, "Eee, Deepthroat Avenue, hinney? It rings a bell, pet". We were half laughing and half thinking, 'you cunt' to my pal when the old dear says, "Eee, there's our Malcolm, he might know", From nowhere King Kong's older, bigger and nastier looking brother came out of nowhere to help his Auntie give us directions. She got as far as saying "Malcolm, do you know where......." Before we did a the quickest getaway I've ever seen in my life.

Mea Culpa, Pards!

Pleased I gave you a laugh, then. Never heard of him. No, I'm not gay, Rents. Fuck me! Didn't think it was that bad!