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If the injuries don't change for the remainder of the season, and it's not looking massively likely then we just have to suck this up. Big decisions in the summer but how much room for manoeuvre?

Pope, Joelinton and no strikers is killing us.

He'll get the winner.

Catalogue of errors starting with the chance we should've scored.

I've missed some of this as my feed has been shit. And what I've seen has been disgraceful so fuck knows what I've missed?

Again, sorry to Labour the point but if this was at Liverpool? They really do seem to save these daft cunt refs up for meaningless (for them) games like this. Tripps and Tindall on at the ref as he came off. Fucking joke the stuff he's letting go.

We're missing a striker. Obvious but true.

That's a yellow all day on Barnes. If it was Salah at anfield it is.

No idea it was under threat? Hopefully something is sorted because a big part of Newcastle's history and a tribute to the keelman looking after each other instead of being left to die.

The clock used to do it.

"It's alright, we'll just stay in the championship, make £80m a saysun selling our outstanding young talents and reybuild a bigger and better squad till we can go up to the premeya and qualify for Yewrup. FTM."

Need to do some false briefing to ashworth like British intelligence did to the Germans on the lead up to operation overlord. Put a pretend 'dead' body washed up on his garden with made up plans on who we're buying. Make the body Wilson for more plausibility.

Repairable? How you getting up? Are you still coming?

Doesn't say if the prison had a balcony?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68315943

The lad in the middle is blatantly offering @trophyshyon. He might as well be saying 'do you want your goes?' to @trophyshyBlatant.

Aye that's him. Think he served his apprenticeship following Roger Tames around as his lackey in his tentative journalistic err 'journey' so he's got a lot to follow. Meat and drink for the lesser spotted Caledonian beaver. Over to you Jim White.

Because of course. A real shame for him as he's a good striker and cool as a cucumber in front of goal but there's a reason he signed for Ashley's NUFC and it's because he can't put in a near full season's service.

I preferred him doing our games for sky in the 90s to Tyler but that's not saying much. He's past it for commentary now just like Tyler.

He's another whopper. Honestly, I'm almost gutted for the Knight that these get to go on national TV and are no better than him really? (Maybe less disheveled). (And a little less stinking of last night's beer). (A bit less aggressive as well).

There used to be a Scottish kid on SSN, blonde hair and beaver like teeth and he used to just talk to the main presenter slowly and loudly repeating more or less what the presenter had already said and what everyone else already knew about any particular breaking story as if he was adding fresh information. This Solkehol lad is cut from the same cloth. I don't know how they get away with it?

He's useless.