Howmanheyman

I applied to Caribou for a chance to win a pair of tickets for the final, forgot about it and I've been contacted by them by email! Not quite the email I was hoping for.....

"Billy Marra FTM, MLF writes from Sunderland; 'Deya Points of Vewe, Why oh why didn't Celebrity Mag, when it sewts him, Robson Greyn not mention Sunalin once when he was with MLF Melanie Hill at Penshaw monument on your BBC TV show about the North East?' "I don't know Billy, but I've a feeling you're going to tell me...." 'It's just typical of the growing trend of pandering to the Mags on the BBC. If it isn't Alan Sheera on match of the day, it's Dawnee on look north blatantly bigging the scum up and ignoring Sunderland. It's a disgrayace.' Well, Billy, we asked the BBC producers of Look North, Match of the day and Robson Green's Weekend Escapes for a reply and they reckon you're either talking shite or it's simply paranoia."

So only a flaming gallah would say it?

Chook? What the fuck's a chook? And more to the point, who would say it?

Blatantly failed his DBS check tbh.

My actual signature is err, special.

No.

Sorry to hear that.

I've already replied to the trust's email, next port of call will be the club.

My eldest, when a baby, would be absolutely glued to that video if it came on, along with this one......

Should've advertised handing out free Man U flags to get a full house.

'Jesus Christ!!! What the fuck is that?!?!" "Ah, Don't worry, it's just CT having a shite."

And we don't need any more fan division as I'm in the mood to kill.

I'm pretty sure the new safe standing doesn't actually gain places over the seats replaced or it does but not by much, for example, three seats replaced by four standing spots?

The bint laughing like Nelson from the Simpsons at Mitro falling as they go two down. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

I'm still foaming I was barred from even applying for a chance of STs by not having any purchase history after 2017*, (I've been going to games for 40 fucking years including having STs when they became fashionable/a must for areas other than the East stand and Milburn/West Stand) yet someone who theoretically paid for one fucking game after 2017 or who took the FREE half ST fatty tried to bribe fans with could join the queue and hope to get a good random place in it). *Actually penalised for refusing to pay a NUFC owned Ashley any money in an attempt to help him decide to sell to new owners? Fuck off, man. (I know I'm getting myself worked up but I can't help it).

Fucking NUFC trust advised them so they can share the blame and you can tell they don't consider others who aren't in the same boat as themselves, I'm a (paid) member who has been to every home league game bar Everton and Leeds, there is no category for me but there is for the general public who has been to one cup game. It's unlikely they'll get one but it's not the point. I probably won't be bothering with the membership next season as it'll be a waste of nearly £80 considering I'll be out of a job part way through next season and the bairn will be 18 thus closing off the family section in L7 of the Milburn as an option and restricting the chances of us getting two seats together. (That's assuming they don't reduce the size of the family section which was the biggest in the league as fatty was desperate to get more in). I'm starting to get pissed off now and the similarities between now and promotion under KK are pretty similar except instead of being a bitter young man I'll be a bitter old man.

Could be part of the reason they only sold 1000 STs this season so no ST holders will be locked out if the gallowgate was part or fully demolished. Could be a temporary ban or reduction on away fans as ST holders are relocated? No members or general public would get to games but would obviously have a better chance once a rebuild was completed.

They're fucking willing Man U, showing league tables now and talking about catching Man City. It's blatant.

Fucking keeper. Commentators piping off Man U as per, 'Will there be a winner!!' I don't think they're talking about Leeds the tossers.

2-1 now, Leeds just hit the post.