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CT getting the off the train full of homemade bhuna scran and 7.4% McEwan's Scotch ale he took down on the journey........

The club should have a word, like.

I haven't seen a thing of any TV build up of our game as I don't think I can take sky's patter, 'United' and the pundits. I'll have no telly if I stay in as my foot will go through it. Toon it is.

Hitler was doing it years ago, man.

Ten Haag can have my balls in play on his chin as he sucks my cock, to be quite fucking honest with the Dutch manc cunt.

One for @Gemmill......

There'll be a decent percentage of people wanting to fuck off who voted for all the shit we're now getting and who would gladly jettison and leave everyone to live with their mess. That's this country summed up.

I'd rather fucking not.

I nearly put that instead, tbf.

MUBT did you say?

Motson was quite rude to @PaddockLadonce so his chronicle rating would've been 'Some redeeming features'. RIP

Tbh, I've joked about getting one but the trouble is the missus would love it if I did get one made so I pretty much had to shut the joke down xED.* *Early Doors.

I'm not going that far.

It'll change on the day but I find myself not being too arsed, I'm not even sure what I'm doing for it?

I've got a big banner going across the top of the car front window with 'Chez & Dave'.

🎶 It's a good time to check his hard drive It's a good time to start It's a bit like Rolf Harris But with football not with art Goodbye touchy feely Hello Durham jail It's a good, good time to check his hard drive He's a classic predator male. 🎵

Aye, I know, just pointing out it was a different scenario.

Aye, big difference if they're Joe Bloggs from Surrey who aren't NUFC fans. The issue then becomes why has someone with no affiliation to either club getting a ticket knowing he can make a quick buck?

Apparently 97% of successful people who got tickets were season ticket holders. The people selling on will be members, I'm 97% sure of it, ST holders would never do such a thing, members who can't be arsed half the time would obviously be prepared to be a cunt for profit.

Damn shame to see that.

First and last.

FYP

Yes, before inserting the 500gb intracellular microvolt.

I unplugged the TV last night but obviously not for long enough. Turned my phone off and it worked so realised I was probably too quick putting the plug back in on the telly. Stupid iPlayer, totally it's fault, like.