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Looking at the table, at least one of Everton and Leeds are going down with the only hope of them both staying up is Forest in 13th nosediving as I just can't see Wolves, West Ham or Leicester going down as I think they've got too much quality. If Bournemouth had a run both Leeds and Everton could go but I reckon only one of them is biting the bullet.

Caught a bit a bit of James Richardson, who I normally like, coming out with 'Almost Saudi v Qatar if they buy Man United' to describe Sunday's game and if they're playing that game how about USA v USA for Liverpool v Man United? Italy v Italy for Leeds v Watford etc? It's fucking tedious tbh.

I'd gladly take that £400k and do the same shit in the jungle then wouldn't have to worry about what happens next after my redundancy. Money goes to money is the saying but I'd add cunts to it as well.

If it's on the quayside I'd imagine it has a bridge over it?

"Earned did you say?"

Build behind to the north west of SJP, make SJP into an extension of leazes park and it's not losing too much land overall, plus make it a lot nicer, spruce it up, offer to pay to maintain the area of leazes park. Make Newcastle city council an offer they can't refuse. It'll be virtually in the same place as SJP, nobody will lose a seat in the building of it, it can be a super stadium, I honestly can't see past this unless there's some kind of concrete law stopping it similar to leazes terrace?

KCG: "STOP! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No-one is to ban anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even—and I want to make this absolutely clear—even if they do say ‘xG’." Toontastic:

"Resistance is futile, guys!"

Btw, just noticed the 'Carlsburg' bit. If Carlsberg did spelling, grammar and other Mag behaviours........?

Carlsberg don't do fanbases with constant made up tales, far fetched imaginations and a delusional, skew-whiffed vision of themselves but if they did.......?

Got to say, I hope we do a Man City one day and hammer these cunts in their backyard 6-1, whoever our top class striker is on the day can lift up his shirt after scoring his hat trick with a t-shirt underneath saying, 'Hey, man! Yiz are fucking shite, yeez.'

Millennials......

When you see some stuff from Man U fans on social media, I fucking pray we don't attract some of that type to our support, wouldn't know Arthur Albiston from Arthur Askey.

It isn't looking good is it?

If we somehow win next week.... "Now you beat Manchester?"

Some good replies in this thread, apart from the obvious 'gutted' line I'm struggling to add anything, but then again, I'm just struggling after being on the piss all day yesterday. It's been mentioned that Wilson is clearly struggling himself with something and I think it's fairly obvious, also obvious is the fact that if we score their first it's disallowed, where there's a will, there's a way and they would've found a way to chalk it off if it was in fanny hair territory but give it to them in the same scenario. We've just got to become so good where shit like this becomes irrelevant. Very downbeat, the Liverpool game would've been forgotten if we win yesterday but now it's two costly defeats to two of the biggest cunts on the planet.

PL: "Hold my fucking beer."

Got a bit of time for Mowbray, tbh. Quite a sizeable proportion of their fans are borderline insane.

Ok, out of boredom I followed a link on twitter so I could read only, Don Hutchinson along with others are mentioning sky deliberately omitting the United from our name on their advertising and I'm not saying all 20-35 year old NUFC fans are cunts, obviously they're not, but the only ones who just can't see the problem are around that age, (based on their profile pics*) the fucking, skyboy, brainwashed, lack of moral fibre cunts. I think I actually dislike these club name surrender** cunts more than sky, tbh. *Wykiki behaviour tbh, but unapologetic. **Yes, I'm claiming the start of that name for the cowardly, brainwashed, probably-think-Martin-Tyler-is-iconic-instead-of-being-the-only-commentator-sky-could-get-see-also-TVAM-Keys.

I hope you're not asking me?

Ah, man. I had this as a bairn.

If Eddie had've come out with that 'annoying to play' shit I'm sure it would've meant that Ten Haag's mind games would have worked and Howe was rattled. It isn't that how it works?

'The Meeting Place' in Wallsend High Street.

Can't get into it now. Musk's loss, like.