Howmanheyman

Agbonlahor with your pencil tache At this football lark You were fucking gash With your spiv like looks And your silly name With your useless crack And your limited brain When your name comes up You can hear me sigh It's true you could make an onion cry I've even lost the will to complete this poem So I'll leave you to talksport, Your natural home. The end.

Goodies! Goodie, goodie yum, yum.

It's all about getting the right type of player for positions we need with the right trajectory in their career and the right attitude. I'd love it if we get them in the time left but after the shit of Ashley's long era I'm happy to miss out rather than getting lumbered with some knacker on a long term contract who you're ultimately stuck with taking up a space in the squad, contributing fuck all and swallowing a wage up. I'm hoping, confidently, that the people driving the transfer targets are no mugs to put it mildly. Softly softly catchy monkey, lads.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, LIKE?!?!

Bit late to the party with this video of the Finnish PM dancing then having to take a drugs test but on actually seeing the video tonight my verdict is......

"Number two....." "That's Miguel Almiron......." "Will be followed by a bid between......" "Number twenty three....." "Conor Gallagher or Armando Broja! Bids to made weekend commencing Gordon being sold to Chelsea and some money coming into the club......." "Well that's certainly went down well at Goodison Park where we have our cameras tonight from the player's canteen fresh from an Everton bid for N E Fuka from FC N E Where. I can hear the cheers from here in London!"

I agree although I did get the current one minus the fun88.

I did say a while back that score draw had stopped putting us on their website, 3retro still sell the NUFC score draw shirts but I don't think they have much stock. Toffs have obviously lost the license too. I was hoping to add to my collection as well and only just got a couple from toffs before they finished. I honestly think the club are missing a trick as there's a few shirts that haven't been done or could do with being released again that would go down well in my opinion, especially with the current feel good factor, you only have to look around you at the game or search on eBay to see our retro stuff seems to be in demand.

"Ah was ganna cah'll me Trump piece 'Geordiegate, The Ryder connection' but that fucking wannabe Wraith copyrighted the words 'Geordie' and 'connection' being used in the same sentence. I was just ganna put it in regardless and see what the mug would do about it but the Thompson House lawyers dropped their arse which is a feeling Wraith's ganna be familiar with next time I cross the cunt's path."

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I thought that but wasn't 100% sure, so nice confirmation of my man skills.

"Did you get a few Rolex watches for the boys on VAR?" "Yes, they said they were happy to oblige. Got an extra Rolex for ASM to hand out to the fans as well. Had a batch of cheap digital watches with the SAFC crest on delivered to the Sunderland dressing room, hopefully they try to emulate ASM and end up looking cheap and nasty." "Very good." "Also made the wor flags lads full time employees on a very competitive wage and have written them a blank cheque to get whatever they want from the world's leading flag manufacturers. We've instructed every flag manufacturer to only supply the worst quality material for the Sunderland fans flags and to make sure there's comical spelling mistakes although apparently that's not needed as they can't spell for shit as it is."

"Away to Brighton where a certain Mr Howe was a guest of the owners."

I thought he was out of position a couple of times early on v forest but they didn't make anything of it.

I'm glad it wasn't just me who noticed that.

It's fucking cacka but away from match day, if you like the heavy metal noise I'm sure it's great. Genuinely. Not my cup of char, though, BD and after today they can fuck right off.

They can fuck off, he's ours.

Plus I had a pint waiting for me I had to let them have!!!! Was going to have a pint and get at taxi back with a couple of mates who live close, ended up going without and waiting half an hour for a bus. I don't think the Percy's new manager realises what he's done. I almost feel sorry for him.

What a fucking knob. Funny you should say this...... Yes I'm on earlies, but was going to have a couple after the game with my mates afterwards in the Percy but they wouldn't let the bairn in at 17 who was only drinking coke. Last time I'll be going in that place which was never a favourite of mine anyway tbh. The fucking cunts. Was in the crow's nest pre-game no bother her being in.

Was at this, we were playing an even better side than they were last year and they are different class but we were so good today. Bruno was immense considering the early card the ref couldn't wait to give him, joelinton was a monster and ASM saved this performance up because he was simply brilliant. The ref and his team were a fucking disgrace and you have to bear in mind how bad it has to be for var to tell a ref to look at stuff again TWICE after they've already saw it and made their decision. As soon as it went to 3-2 with the all the time left I'd have snatched your hand for a draw tbh but I can't praise them enough tonight. When we've a stronger squad and if the heart of these we're going to be a very tough nut to crack.