Howmanheyman

Last couple of times I've been in there one of the barmaids has tits that are an absolute joy to behold.

'Wriggle' Dave, not 'wiggle'.

Crow's nest is decent but the service is usually shit when I've been on a match day.

Rosie's gets full but is a great match day bar.

The clock or the garter is canny cheap and in the city centre so about a ten minute walk. Don't go in if there's no match on, though.

The highlight of Hendrick's NUFC career was standing next to me in Sainsburys and still looking the trampiest.

Bandwagon jumpers. I was practicing all summer in my garden jumping over a rusty wheel barrow.

Too soon, no age that.

More than 6,000 tickets, that's got to be a guess?

I'm just above you in L7 corner. Do you prefer mince pie or steak pie chucked down at your napper? (could do both, I'll throw steak, bairn can throw mince).

If she thinks that honour smells odd she's going to get her tiny mind blown when she sees some of the others given out especially by Johnson.

Yes, they're linked. There's not 12,000 spare seats and others will be linked as well.

Bairn is 12,000 in queue, I'm 8,000 so not looking great depending how many are actually are on sale?

Good cunt, Robin Robin. Laters. Lol.

Bryan Ferry reflecting on where it started to go wrong?

What about Spurs? Allowed to generate an extra £100m through some shares sale because they're skint or something and need to keep Conte sweet? No bother, Tottenham, good luck for the new season.

It wasn't even a close decision tbh.

Ok. Raynor. She's in the borderline boiler category and I'm definitely in the 'aye, would' branch.

One of the papers already starting to do Sunak a favour......

I was thinking the same the other week but then it's not a club shop, it's a castore shop. Another prezzie the FCB left behind to be sorted out, club's still missing out till everything from his time is eradicated.

Not now, RobinRobin! Save it for 3am when I'm on nightshift, man!!

By the way, that post......