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I never fell for that story tbh, like some disgraced London detective being moved up here..... DSI Dibble: "Come in Pardew, sit down. I won't beat about the bush. You've ruffled one too many feathers down here, your King routine has most definitely run it's course, Llambias at the club-a-No-Hope is going spare over some unpaid bets and unpaid champagne bills when you were on the tap with the crumpet......" Pards: "But, chief I was....." DSI Dibble: "Don't interrupt, Pardew! My decision is final. I'm going to send you to the North to get you out of the way." Pardew: "Norf? You're having a fackin' giraffe! Where?" DSI Dibble: "Newcastle." Pardew: "Noocarsuhl!!! Might as well send me to the fackin' arctic circle! Wait a minute, the birds dahn't wear naffin on a night out up there, do they?....... When do I start, chief?"

McClaren's a funny one, the only things I think hinder his rescue from all and sundry is him fucking the England job, you can fuck our job up, but not that one and the fact he was never a top flight player playing with other top flight players. (Who then become pundits and like to avoid getting on his case). Pardew was seen as an innocent Londoner caught up in an anti-cockney Geordie vendetta v Ashley.

I pulled my hamstring just watching that.

One older one on the other side isn't shy about mentioning it either, mind.

Best Gemmill gives this thread a miss.

Sorry, Diego, I like to see all the English teams do well in Europe.

I take it all back.....

I'm not blocked but he sure as shit is on mute.

I had a fake/replica of the West Germany one, was actually a pretty decent version but slightly tight so sold it on eBay where I originally found it.

Maybe the kid on the first one is disabled and wee Phillie is making his day and the 'audience' is on his side so I'd defer on that one, (could be wrong of course and giving them too much credit), however, there's no excuse for this other one, is there?

Rokerparkpies doth protest too much. You can can tell he'd get an instant twitch on if he put a NUFC shirt on.

I couldn't tell you who he replaced but I can tell you his predecessor's methods must be deeply ingrained in the players hence his sticky start. Or something.

About half are stone cold classics. 👌

But apart from that you'd recommend it as a place to bring up a family?

'Ah wuz theya'

I bet he tore the head off it later on at home after he no doubt got knocked back 'flirting' with them.

Even their mythical, made up tales of legend are division three standard. Give it another few years and it'll morph into a Mag at work pinching the auld lads bait.

That's how I say it.

I'd just woke up.

Xa9asYP.

I think he did say something along those lines.