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They also hated them when they opened their gobs and talked pure, unadulterated shite if that's any help to him?

Yes. I'm the real life buster gonad.

They were going to do a 'Colossus of the Tyne' a few years ago modelled on me standing either side of the mouth of the Tyne but realised the tall ships masts would've been in danger of catching my knackers if they did build it so decided to give it a miss.

Fucking hell, stood near Downie before, it's not like he's not a giant or anything. This is what Pearson was saying to Downie...... 🎵We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland. We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.🎶

I didn't read it all, first four pages or so and one near the end. Some of them need psychiatric help.

I'm guessing it's Luke Edwards? (Chicken Nonce).

Had a little gander on their Southampton v Man city thread and they've definitely lost the fucking plot.

Good. Conflicted about the best time to get Man U but if we could beat the cunts at Wembley that'd be smashing, thanks.

They must be at Chernobyl level meltdown mode by now?

"Get Southampton to be on their game, phone up our Man City contact and tell Pep to concentrate the league and CL."

Never mind, at least he wears it well even though the first cut was the deepest. (What? 'Ross' not 'Rod'? Sorry, no idea who he is?)

Pretty sure Russell was a Newcastle fan and on our books as a bairn before going to Sunderland?

I discovered in the 90s that when the good times come around I don't get tickets for cup finals so I'll not be there if we get there this season as history would be repeating itself.

I'm off for the first leg but at graft for the second leg.

You're welcome.

I've signed it but I want it put on record that I can't stand any of the southern Jessies.

Nae twa doots aboot that.

That's the one. It was something like £70 to replace which shot up a bit with the new lad. Sure it was something like a £100 more from memory? Anyway, in my case it was probably a better call to replace due to the age and shifting around it did.

No scarf for me as I'll be at graft which is usually good news when we're playing at the same time.

Sounds like the problem we had, it could be the balancing system venting when it shouldn't, auld lad called it straight away, got hand held pump out drained the part, filled it up then blew the surplus out balancing it, charged peanuts and it worked, happened a few months later so he came back, repeated it saying if it happens again it's the part, replace it. A few months later same thing happens but he's retired and recommends a younger lad who was an apprentice but has obvious experience now who quotes a bit more for the part than the old lad but seems to know what he's talking about, bottom line I get a new one as I didn't want pay £200 for something when I knew the boiler had taken some stick when we'd shifted it. New one is working fine , is quieter and I dare say is saving me a bit of money although it's hard to tell in the current shit show.

This isn't as uncommon as you may think. Get someone recommended from someone you trust and it'll save you in the long run than paying BG's insurance.

It's a no brainer which is why it was neglected as there was no brains around to implement it.

I largely agree with what you're saying but I've found more than one Liverpool fan, (I won't say Scouser because they could be from anywhere) have been talking absolute shite with regards to us now thinking twice about singing about Hillsborough, I've been to Hillsborough pre and post disaster and have been to many, many games and I've never once heard our fans taunting them about Hillsborough, I've heard the odd nugget sing sign on and although that's shit and I don't like it, it isn't about Hillsborough.