Howmanheyman

Giving the punters what they want.

He's so Emily bishop isn't he?

Truly, the Scouse mackems. Imagine the stick if we come out with this shit?

I was on the pitch against the mackems. 16 going on 17 and knew the score. My dad called me a knacker when I admitted I'd been on the pitch later on that night which was part of the penny dropping process.

🎶 Snow is falling All around us Grown men crying, everywhere Children crying in the lower Bullens, Merry Christmas, Everton. 🎵

Watched it just now, I thought it was excellent. A bit bleak at the same time.

Some of these Tory towns, I'd actually bait the cunts if I was forced to stay over there for whatever reason.

"Hello? Is that Travelodge? Yes, I was wondering if you have the room available that the only fans porn shoot took place in at the Cobalt? Also have you washed the sheets yet? My name? Ah, yes, it's Mr M.F. Ist."

Not one of the sky goons have compared lampard to the previous manager which is a stark difference to them comparing Bruce to the previous manager when he was here?

When they've been told they can't attend games and one of top brass has their head put in headlock then it's sack time I'd say?

I love that Everton are that shit they've had to recall a player from Sunderland weakening not just themselves but their cousins on the wear. Smashing.

Goodison Park

Desperate times at Everton when they've got to recall a player on loan at Sunderland and bring him on as a sub.....Game over..........Boooooooooo!!!!!!!

Looks like he's going to start bubbling.

Hope it stays 2-1 to Southampton so I can get to hear the famous goodison 'boo' anthem at the end of the game.

I was just thinking, I wonder what former Wales defender Danny Gabbidon makes of the Brighton v Liverpool game? I'm going to be honest I don't even remember who he played for?

Cue the boos......

Totally agree, them and Man City when we were 3-1 up. Arsenal was a hard game but they didn't get behind us that much despite their more excitable fans getting carried away.

Everton could've give a pen away, seen them given by the finished Coleman.

I loved his big false smile when Brighton were initially awarded a pen in the first half.