Howmanheyman

This one's for you, Aimaad.

I thought my present was meant to be a surprise?

If I was on passport control and that senator who proposed this came through.... "Name?" "Buddy." "Real name?" "Earl 'buddy' Carter"

I read that in the voice of Phil Daniels before ending it in the voice of Damon Albarn shouting 'Parklife'.

https://bsky.app/profile/hhesterm.bsky.social/post/3lhwc2wltik2a

Never fancied them on penalties with the ball boy in goal.

All subs used in the man City game v Madrid, three minutes stoppage time. We get routine 6/7 minutes sometimes fucking 13! 🤔

Life's cruel when you hear news like this then you see oxygen thieves like musk and trump walking around care free.

Was just thinking similar.

We ended up in the duke of Welly and we were lucky to get in there as everywhere was packed out. Was turtle shit tbh, far too full and some funny fuckers out as well who knew as much about NUFC as I do about wham videos and the extras who appeared in them.

Where did it all go right?

I mean if everything he's doing isn't a coup I don't know what is? All a foreign power had to do was get a yank and his billionaire friends to run for power, why didn't they think about it decades ago?

I did stop him in the fruit and veg aisle, told him I'd heard his broadcast about the Arsenal game and thought he was very decent, he thanked me and then I asked him if he knew Alex from toontastic and he said 'Never heard of the cunt! Do I owe him money?' before we nodded and went our separate ways. (He does look familiar and it's probably because I've seen him before in real life before seeing him online)

Ah that rings a bell now you mention it,

Not sure if it was @Alex or @Renton who mentioned that Andy Brassell from a podcast but I've just passed him in Sainsbury's, I assumed he was from and lived in the south?

I'd also add club Tropicana as the wife used to play it leading up our holidays plus I 'liked' pepsi and Shirley in the video.

What was the shagging hotel in Tynemouth called again?

No surprise Eddie had to step in as well because..... 🎵 Bad boys Stick together, never Sad boys Tu-tu-tu-tu-ru, woo-woo! Good guys They made rules for fools so get wise Tu-tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu-ru 🎶

If I'm quicker at typing on a phone than you then your finger movements must be glacial.

Not speaking for TBD but the season ticket culture was the start of football in this country losing it's way a bit IMO, haves v have nots, a virtual static bunch of supporters in the same place growing old. Not as much shall/can I/we go to the game, I hated it even when I had one, obviously the all seater stadiums dovetailed with the ST culture.

If someone said to me as a young man we'd get to four cup finals and I wouldn't get to any I'd have believed you but still been mightily pissed off about it, now I'm not a young man and it isn't as raw but I do think I've pissed someone off in another life.

Luckily no.

First one I remember is the Spurs v Man City replay when Villa scored that everyone raved about including my dad but when you look now you think 'it wasn't that good?' I also remember everyone at a game v Derby coming out and being amazed at how good Shilton was in a 0-0 draw basically single handedly getting derby a point with loads of superb saves but years later I saw highlights of it and they were absolutely nothing at all apart from routine saves at best.

Yes but it captures the essence of my frustration.