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"Yes sir, what would you like?" CT: "Err, I can't speak, errr.....best breastaurant in my life time, errr..... I'll have two dumplings please with squirted cream on them! Lol!"

Victoria Beckham's more of a fan than that cunt.

Apparently it wasn't a free kick either?

I tell you what, when you compare Isak's 'offside' v Arsenal and his 'offside' v Liverpool at Anfield then see Man U's the other night.... the fear is real from officials because they know it won't be swept under the carpet v the red cartel like it is v anyone else and that's one of the reasons Ferguson, Arteta, Klopp etc all have been doing the touchline theatrics for years.

To be fair, he sometimes wears glasses when attempting to look serious so there's that and err....? (Bloke's a total knacker).

I've got an EV but I'm fucked if it was going to be a Tesla, one because it wasn't part of motability, (quelle surprise!) and two, before I'd even heard of musk properly I just think they look shit. Now I know who and what he is they could make the car available on motability next time, change it to look like James Bond's car coming out of the sea onto the beach and I'd still think 'nah'.

@Monkeys Fist Sorry to hear your Mam's troubles, mate. It's a bit disappointing they can't pinpoint it up till now and this age can tough, you worry about your kids, they grow up then you have to start all over again worrying about elderly parents. Hope it's sorted for her soon and sorry I don't really have any advice from experience for you.

"There's a voice...... Speak to us voice......hang on..... I'm getting the words.....maxi.....no, that's not it....taxi!!! Yes, taxi......and..... queue. Also the word rohypnol."

I think we've a chance of getting rid of a few ghosts and hangovers, but, and it's a big but, we need to not have any freak injuries or suspended players, I mean playing a bloke in a final who hadn't played for three years whatever it was while our back up keeper was on the other sides bench was peak NUFC at Wembley luck! However I get the feeling we'll be a bit more professional this time, hard game, they're used to winning cup finals, we're not but they're also used to swatting us aside, might be a surprise if end up not being that team on the day. What could ultimately fuck us if we perform, apart from bad ref decisions, is not beating them in 90 mins, they've just too much squad wise for 120 mins plus whereas we just haven't and a penalty shootout isn't going to be our friend if it got that far, 90 mins win or we're fucked but I think we can do it, I can see us being paggered before the thirteen minutes injury time if we're winning as well.

The new admin lass has used a different font in an email to wykiki so he's really uptight this morning.

He's missing Birmingham but not thought to be a big problem so probably precaution more than anything else I'd have thought?

The twelfth man is Peter Drury on the mic.

The atmosphere is flat as fuck.

You have to feel a bit for her that she never got to meet the likes of me, PL, MF and TBD. Poor lass.

Drury, out the massage oil down, repeat, put the massage oil down. Over.

Drury saying 'it's a corner' with all the excitement of me getting up at half four in the morning to go work because the corner was to the team Liverpool football club are playing, *checks notes* it's Tottenham they're playing apparently?

Missed it, just put it on five minutes ago, I see sky saved Drury for a special anfield night, I hope he remembered his massage oil for when he inevitably and furiously strokes himself when Liverpool score.

There was no such thing as manager but Seymour was absolutely de facto in charge.

By the way, anybody checked up on our friends down the road?

'Whanger'

Heroin injection kicking in I see?

Fyp

I've seen that, he's sick of psr then halfway through pivots with fellow Scouse pundit sue smith to go into detail about the friedkin group not being able to progress Everton as a top six club. As subtle as a brick. Thick too. 'Have you ever played for Liverpool reserves? Did you ever sit on Liverpool football club's bench? Maybe you even made the odd football league cup appearance? Do you have a Scouse accent? Here at sky sports we're actively recruiting for people just like you!"

Genuine question, Albert. Are you not on any boxing forums? Surely this stuff would go down a treat on those? Also, why is your 'most recent visitors' thing disabled/blocked on your profile? (The plot thickens!)

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