Howmanheyman

Fascists are/were bankrolled by the rich for their benefit, it's just similar.

My bins have been fine, had to put the outside furniture upright but that's about it so far.

With his usual talent for timing one of my mates has organised a piss up in his garden bar tonight complete with gazebo. He also organised a Leo Sayer in Edinburgh a few years ago when GNER cancelled all the trains going up there because of a similar storm. If he found a time machine he'd definitely fancy a lads piss up in Pompeii circa 79AD.

I was that creepy uncle, bentknob69. Howmanheyman is just my pseudonym to keep the authorities at arms length.

I hate dealing with shit like this.

Sorry to hear about your mate, TBD. I can't blame you for being dubious about NUFC's response especially if they're unaware.

Sad, serious faces on sky sports for this story I'd reckon? Any other non NW red club in the same bother....

ChatGPT can't compete with the east end lyrical gangster. (Cough, ahem).

There once was a newsagent's son called Nate, Who was never in need of a mate, He'd share the shop's porn On any given school day morn And that's why they always were late. He also had a sis called Vicky Working out this rhyme was quite tricky When his dad found out, The porn mags were out It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky.

Probably.

....but anyway, I think the train wreck theory is likely to be the most correct.

Yet Man U sacked him after a couple of months and lost a few million on him. Strange isn't it?

Couldn't do chatGPT image, did my own version instead.....

"....[Gasps!!].......He has a woman's hand!!"

A private jet has about twenty minutes of fuel left before it's about to crash, there's four passengers on board the stricken aircraft but only three parachutes. The passengers discuss their options but realise one of them is going to miss out on safety. The first passenger doesn't mess around, he says, 'I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, I have millions of fans all around the world who would miss me if I die.' So with that he grabs the first chute and jumps out. No sooner than he does that the next man says, 'I'm President Trump, the greatest and smartest president in the history of the United States of America, my people couldn't live if their president died.' He then grabs the second chute and jumps out. The third person is Kevin Keegan and the last person is a young lad. Keegan says to the boy, 'I've lived most of my life, son, you've got yours ahead of you, you take the last chute and make the most of your life.' The kid then says, 'Its alright King Kev, there's parachutes for us both, the greatest and smartest president in the history of the United States of America took my satchel instead.'

The Ballad of Wykiki "But where do you go to my loveleh? When you're with that Callum int' bed Tell me t' thoughts that surround you I want to look inside your head, yes i do. I remember the back streets of Leeds Two young tykes begging in't rags Both touched with burning ambition To shake off their lowly-borne tags, they try So look in thy face Marie-Claire And remember just who you are Then go and forget me forever But I know you still bear the scar, deep inside, yes you do I know where you go to my loveleh When you're with that Callum in us bed I know the thoughts that surround you 'Cause I can look inside your head."

Obviously if it was Wykiki who was there the back streets of Naples would become the back streets of Leeds.

Reminds me of walking through the kitchen trying to pinch some food on a Sunday while my mam was cooking the Sunday dinner and listening to 'Saviles travels' or Alan Freeman's golden oldie shows on the radio.

Change Chamonix for St Moritz, turn Wayne Rooney into The Aga Khan, your mate can be Sacha Distel and Marie Claire becomes Colleen Rooney and maybe chuck in Marlene Dietrich and you have the lyrics to a potential song. Did he he have a laugh with Wayne and Colleen and go 'ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha' by any chance?

Watched the first two of the American primeval last night, enjoyed it but not sure what the limited series means? Is it just a new term for mini series?

How we see Claudia Winkelman...... How Wykiki sees her.....

If he was on sky with more time I'd expect a lot more NUFC stuff from him and expect him to make sure the producer was under no illusion it was going to be anything other than that. There's a few red mancs don't like Neville, some blue ones might not think Micah Richards is all that and a few like yourself, (and sometimes me) think Shearer needs to start being a little less on the fence with NUFC. I'm sure they'd say they can't appear to be too bias?

Don't make excuses.