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"Iv Bwerucie was cawhlled Eddimos Howeio they'd be shouting abahht him fwom ver wooftops up ve're!"

If this had've occurred the pressure everyone got for the Saudi human rights would've been chicken feed compared to the pressure to keep Bruce as he'll have done a 'great job'.

Classy and un-Mag like behaviour. Smiling since I read it. FTM.

Ok, just for you, CT. Summary is after springy but before autumny. Happy to help.

Deep shit Shallow shit < You are here No shit

'twitter'

Betty Boo. Gotta admit she stirred my loins back in the day.

I might suggest it next time we're up there, Eddie.

That's a top half finish fucked then.

He's tall. Very tall. It was in the old Turk's head, 'as you like it'? Exactly what I shout when it happens.

Big Dan Burn less than a metre from me tonight in the toon.

We made hard work of that. ASM did my box in when he came on.

This commentator is doing my head in. Dying for them to score.

ASM

Free header again. We've been poor on dead ball defending.

Lampty diving twice in a couple of minutes the little cunt.

They're lucky now, poor Murphy couldn't finish his breakfast.

These are looking pretty decent tbf, should've scored.

Second goal down to my lucky piss.

Would you cum in her face or buy her fine Belgian chocolates?

Hesgoal.com is fairly shite but it'll do, troops.

That's a fair comment.

I hate seeing 'help our heroes' type posts on twitter about anniversaries of killed soldiers in Afghanistan, not because I'm callous and don't care that they died but more of the fact that I just don't understand why they were there in the first place. Total waste of a life even though I'm sure they thought they were doing a vital job. It's almost like those tweeting get a stalker on about it?

I always said I thought he was the lovechild of Socrates and Zico.