Howmanheyman

I've laughed yet have no idea what an NFT is? He's lost money I take it, so who who cares?

#skint #Auditors #Administration #forensicaccounting #6thFormtuckshopdreamer #SAFC

Anyone know what his XU is?

Our side was known as XD as it was an expected defeat for the opposition. Oh yeah.

I was waiting for that. No button mushrooms or Chinese mice around these parts.

I played number 6 on my shirt all season many years ago and was tucked behind our left winger going forward and obviously dropped back when defending, we were 4-2-4, I was captain and we won the league we were in so we couldn't have been that bad.

Mothers, man....... before I left home wor lass would usually stay over on a weekend as we were saving for a place of our own. One day my dad let on that she'd had a word with him saying she wasn't stupid, , she knew we'd be discreetly 'doing it' but I could at least get rid of 'them condom thingys'. My father had a look as to what she was talking about and it was fucking ear defenders from work, they were blueish, transparent and white cotton bud or something inside.....AND WERE OBVIOUSLY SMALL. Obviously the old man knew straight away what they actually we're, laughed and told not to be daft then explained to my mam her error in judgement. I was going to take the piss but I didn't want my shagging becoming a subject around my folks living room so pretended I never knew her error. (She's Irish so, y'knaa.....)

I've nothing against concerts but I've only been to two proper ones, both at the shit arena. So I've a first, a last and nothing in-between. I'm not Michael Owen, I promise.

I saw a clip of Neville saying Newcastle United, villa, Everton etc were all big clubs and should be competing in a normal world and some Scouse mackem pipsqueak voiced cunt started blethering shite to which Neville then went further as he was obviously irritated by him and said NUFC were bigger than Everton when he was playing to be interrupted again by a high pitched screech of 'NEVER!' that would've had every dog around for ten miles wincing like fuck. For his sake, I hope they go down the same road their bezzies on Wearside did. Suck it up, helium voice.

Mac: "Fancy staying to the end, marra?" Mac's mate: "I'd rather jack, than Fleetwood, Mac."

Does XG stand for Expect Gemmill, usually followed by 'talk shite about football now he's interested again'? (Only joking, I've never seen you put tarquisestra or whatever rhubarb it was?)

That's a regular occurrence in summertime Walker, btw.

Gotta admit, this one is the biggest dig in the guts. Feel pua shit now.

Drink may have been taken.

Ah, it was behind me. That explains it all.

I was up there that season and can't remember that at all? (Not saying it didn't happen but completely plausible it did and I was oblivious?)

The Milburn stand rose and gave some venomous shit towards the director's box making it crystal clear it was the board who was to blame. I think after that the board obviously did what boards back then did and sacked McFaul. Not saying everyone else got off Scot free but from my recollection it was definitely aimed at the board. 'sack the board' was probably the give away.

I'm crying here, like.

Just caught their third goal. 🎵You're going down You're going dooown You Scouse mackem bastards, You're going down 🎶....... ...... Is what those spurs should've been singing. 😁👍

I was going to mention Jason Cundy and the fat Brummie spiv-looking knacker with the pencil tache but then realised they're complete non-entities so won't bother.

You can add Dyer to that list but at least he could be a good player, Jenas? By all means he wasn't shit but that line about playing for England then coming back to slum it training with us as if we were Coventry City when we were an actual CL club with super professional players like Shearer and Speed and a manager like Robson? Hahahaha, get in the bin you fucking toucher.

Things like that post make me glad they're around. Fucking lunatics but not in the way they'd like to be seen as.