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Duncan Ferguson offering some encouragement to an Everton fan.....

Aye, it's Princess Leia. (When she played Cilla Black).

🎶Longstaff, Hayden, Hayden, Shelvey, let's call the whole thing off. 🎵

It's his Ancelotti impression. He knows Linekar loves it.

This game highlights how out of his depth our manager is. Worst in the division by a country mile.

Love playing West Ham. Always fancy us to beat them. Only The Garden Vegetable one can stop us now.

'RIP to the man who once inspired a generation to get his award by camping and using a compass near Rothbury in the days of the mighty Quinn and THAT side that came up short of a trip to Wembley via the play offs. Lol. Laters. (And once again, rest in peace to the Duke who'll be meeting Joe Harvey once again like he did in NUFC's fifties heyday.')

Respect the gammon, Tom. It's what the Duke of Edinburgh would've supposedly not been bothered about but I suspect might've been on more than one occasion. Sorry, just morphed into Ryder-talk a quarter of the way into this.

'Immanent Announcement Monthly'

Dog probably freaked out living with a monkey.

It's a fucking disgrace.

Furlough finishing is it? (Sorry, I mean, takeover on again?)

"And in at number 16 with 'As good as I think I am' it's a new entry for Drunk A'Fancy!"

Edwards isn't a Newcastle United supporter and it shows. He's also a bit of a thin skinned person just like the bloke he champions.

I fancied us today till I saw the team, I feared that having went one down he'd panic and have every fucker playing everywhere when bringing the subs on but we got away with it today. I can't believe how he's still in a job? It's a damning indictment of how our club operates at every level that he's still here and how he got here in the first place.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them.

Pay the cunt off as soon as possible. He's fucking dangerous. If that gets credited to him then they're openly taking the piss. Massive relief and Bruce got very lucky today.

I was being sarcastic, troops.

Totally deserved relegation if it happens.

Looking good so far.

'He's a great guy.'

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently I'm suffering from severe paranoia. I just wonder which other cunt he's told?