Howmanheyman

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Both suffer from the dreaded blank space on the back. Still don't understand how clubs with striped shirts are ok with their shirt being fucked over? Would love to see the reaction if Liverpool or Man U were forced to have an all white or nearly all white patch on the back of their shirts.

Fish, you're from Seaton Sluice not downtown LA.

Lee Ryder - Trinity Mirror regional sports writer of the year. I wonder if he drinks Foster's or LCL all day?

Not sure who the saxophone player is but have you checked out guitar George? (He knows all the chords, apparently).

I haven't even watched the video, I'm pissing myself laughing at the 'Silvio Tattisconie' name.

Sorry to hear about your dad as well, MF.

An empty pot noodle? If it isn't an empty 2 litre bottle then there's going to be a smelly puddle is all I'm saying.

I watched Texas chainsaw massacre, the fog and driller killer about the same age which explains why I'm not into TV/films as much as most of you lot.

Sorry to hear about your troubles, mate.

I'm just waiting for a tweet from one of the prospective buyers finishing with an 'SMB' on it before they get my approval.

Alan Shearer: 'Right, so first of all you make sure you can afford it. Then, you get in touch with Ashley to tell him your offer. If he's ok with it you show him proof of funds and pay a fee to look at the books. If you're ok with what you see then Ashley informs the PL.......Did you get all that?......ok, happy to help. See you later.'

or (your call).

*Types 'guys' in a post* Me......

You strike me as a 'Supafan' where life hasn't struck you down enough to affect you to give a a fuck or you're a drone that goes on without thinking too much about the realities of the situation and how you can help. Yours, Part time shithouse.

Can confirm the bifold doors bit only mine have been fully opened a bit more, maybe five times in three years.

There was a lad at work who went to see the manager halfway through the shift in tears saying he had to go home as he'd left the window open and his cat had fell through to his death, (he lived in a block of flats) and his lad was blaming him so he had to go home. It was a few years ago, he was gay lad, the only gay in the village factory, a nice lad but was a bit shy, fish out of water etc. The gaffer wouldn't have had a clue how to react to his tears/reaction so probably let him go asap just to get him out of his office. He'd have told us to fuck off.

I honestly feel that Sunderland are about two owners away from being bought by Wee Phillie with 'The Don' being one of those already then this knacker.

They could've done it BEFORE I'd blocked her. ah'divenknaa.

Oh-oh! Think Wraith's involvement might not go down very well? Never mind that shit, Meltdown incoming in 5...4...3...2...1....

He's not called Mala, either.