Howmanheyman

My Sheila just told me it, sport.

Going to be a long one, alright.

Mate was on the phone telling me he failed his Australian aboriginal music course he'd been taking. 'Didgeridoo it?' I asked him.

North Korea we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, Fuck your country, drink your beer, Woooooaaahh, woooaaah!

Done, Brian, err, sorry, Dianne.

I really hope Diane/Unia is a 53 year old bloke called Brian. 'you're so positive and sunny'

If you're a player who's watched their Netflix show, why would you want to go there if you had a viable alternative, especially at a club in a higher position with more recent PL experience? That's it! The 'Friendly cup' games against Norwich are cancelled!

We really need to do something about this 'something for nothing' culture.

He'd be one of their best players, I'd guess? And fuck off, @sammynb. Just saw this thread now and jumped to the wrong conclusion you absolute cunt.

Attention doesn't bother me so just letting you guys know, if that's ok, guys? Guys! Guys? Guys, a little input would be a bit appreciated here.

Mrs Waddle: "Ronny! You're my last hope! Can you help me? Chris must've taken some vow of silence as he's never uttered a word for months. It's driving us round the bend. Can you get him to open up or something? I've asked him what he wants for his tea but he's just blanking us!" Ronny Gill: "Don't worry, Mrs Waddle, we'll get him to break his silence with some cunning 'Newcastle United takeover' questions. It never fails! He'll be asking for egg and chips before you know it!" Mrs Waddle: "Oh thank you so much, Ronny! I knew I could rely on you! Just don't send round that Lee Ryder bloke. Chris think's he's a tit." Ronny: "We'll try and send Mark Douglas, instead." Mrs Waddle: "Ok, see you then, bye."

Unfortunately I'm not clicking on the Whrongicle website.

The dorty bastard.

They'd be over the moon, I'm sure?

Always rated joelinton.

Even more impressive if he pulls off the drinking water and talking trick whilst being dead.

Just put the TV on for our game v Sheffield United so naturally they're talking to Everton and Liverpool players. Fuck off, Sky.

Italian's just can't help themselves.

If they think that's good, Keith Harris is going to blow their fucking minds.

Me too but only if he did it good and proper.

He knows he wouldn't get a job at a PL club that was anything like properly ran. I'd have a little bit more respect for him if he just batted these questions off saying something like, 'It's nothing to do with me I'll just carry on till whenever etc'. Nobody can seriously call him for not knocking the NUFC job back in a way, but fuck me, be realistic about the situation. The minute someone with a shred of ambition takes over he'll be gone that fast there'll be a Steve Bruce shaped puff of smoke in the manager's chair roadrunner style.

The fucking gimps being sky's performing monkeys from home after a goal is scored.

Ra-zorrr! RIP.