Howmanheyman

My mate has just been put on furlough. He was sent home around six weeks ago because he was 'at risk' but was being paid by his company. Now he's been told he's furloughed and his company will top his 'govt wage' up to 100%. What happens if they stop the scheme? Will they put him on the sick? Expect him to go back to work? Would his work be liable if he croaked it if they made him go back?

I wish! There's fucking loads of non public sector workers already gone back or have never stopped in the first place. Can't believe this could be turned into a public Vs non public sector argument?

Summer of 69 (Corona re-mix 2020) I got my first real virus thing Got it at five to nine Coughed up 'til my mucous bled Was the summer of Bat chow mein Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married I should've known we'd never get far Oh, when I look back now That summer seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Yeah, I'd never wanna be there Those were the worst days of my life Ain't no use in complainin' When you've got a job to do Spent my evenings down at the factory And that's when I met you, yeah Standin' on your mama's porch You told me that you'd wait forever Oh, and when you held my hand I knew that it wasn't very clever Those were the worst days of my life Oh, yeah. Back in the summer of Bat chow mein

Has he got a spare £20m out of that to lend the Don? (Asking for a club).

Spent a lot of it at work or blobbing. Shift work. It really screws you up!

Apparently she ordered tapas one night and got a small plate with black pudding and a soupçon of gravy, another small plate with mini sausage rolls and a plate with a mini Yorkshire pudding with an ironic chipolata in the middle. She said, 'What the fuck's this shit?' 'English tapas, madam.' was the reply. She couldn't fuck off soon enough. (So they reckon).

Can see things getting a bit messy in a few years time if things go the way we hope. Young kids to mackem dads in no-mans land wanting Newcastle United kits.

The need to have another club's crest on a flag, though? Just jack your club in if you have to go that far, man.

I suppose it's just part of their natural journey into taking St George flags to England games with their name on it like the rest of all the other lower league clubs.

Friend wars.....

I can't wait for his gaffer to peddle him. "So! The salei is going ahead and you have not had enough influence in your country that you claimto have to stop it! Why do I pay you and your Gray for? Enough! You're sacked. Give me one good reason to keep you and the one who speaks gibberish?"

Guidelines for employers. Honestly, it's impossible to keep to the guidelines at all times, absolutely impossible.

Beth Rigby there on sky, 'some minister's never intended everyone to stay away from work indefinitely and they'd like construction and manufacturing to go back to work'. Basically, the plebs can get it, get back to work. (Never left work personally).

I prostate myself before your majestic presence, Meenz. A thousand curses on my memory.

A jilted lover.

Well the prose is similar, the formation's to die for.

The Bobby Robson foundation needs it's £20, mate.

"I'd like to meet the Spaniard who could make his way past me!" "Well go to Spain then, there's millions of them."

They are being guided by the science, it's just that half of the cunts can't read a map and the other half don't want to listen to the guide. As for poor old CT, all he ever wanted to do was talk about his beloved Tory party and cuddly Mike but people kept bringing politics and two relegations up, I mean, isn't that what a forum's for?

Yorkshire. ✓ Bike riding ✓ Serial killer of female work colleagues ✓ Surprised you didn't guess who he was earlier?

Think Tynemouth leisure pool.