Howmanheyman

How BT think he's their number one commentator defies belief. Can only think it's a yoof demographic thing going on or something?

The punching the turf straight after makes it even funnier.

Loses points with 'Nintendo'. (I've actually ordered the shorts from that kit). Would love either of these.....

Watching a replay of Fiorentina v Sampdoria. The kits, man. Simple, never change and stylish as fuck. Bonus points for Sampdoria as there's no sponsor spoiling it. (Compare their away shirt with ours or Man U's).

I've heard a couple of tales of the famous Cornish hospitality, like.

The chronic gets no better, like.

His supporters and himself will spin it as him being some kind of Superman/demi-god if it doesn't kill him as he'll have the best genes and anti-bodies to deal with it. The doctors will be in awe at how he took on the virus and totally killed it as his whole being, physically and mentally is awesome.....etc, etc.

Was going to say similar but would've used 'dollars' instead of 'bucks' on account of not being American.

He's happy paying more, being out of pocket etc because 'sovrinty'.

These are the worst of the worst, like. We've never had a cabinet as bad as these and that's saying something.

Shelvey translation: "Yeah two or three years ago we had an elite manager who was constantly on our back drilling us like fuck and who was quite happy to drop you if you weren't applying any effort or continually ignoring his instructions. It was a pain in the arse if I'm quite honest. Thank fuck for Steve."

If he's so successful and rich why does he feel the need to keep telling people via Twitter?

The thing with the Netflix show is that it was done with the makers totally onside, Sunderland fans themselves and hoping to highlight the club and big it up on what was meant to be a promotion year. Imagine if they wanted to do a hatchet job on them? Could've just used CCTV and phoned it in if that was the case.

He did for long time. Verdict? Happy ending.

Did you watch the match and see mourinho storming down the tunnel after the pen? No? Get in!!!! Exclusive!!!!!

Lass to bloke: 'Ya yewzing that Lang stick cozza covid, marra?" Bloke to lass: "Nah, petal, it's coz ya minge is honking. FTM."

Watching Roma v Juventus and I'm liking the giallorossi shirt. A lot. (Apart from the usual shit sponsor).

Bruce as the var was being played....

They're renaming that end the 'Dragon' end so the fans can 'enter the dragon'.

Not to mention the contents of your sack.

Forgot about that.

I know you've all been frantic worrying, but worry no more, my test came back negative. Daughter had to leave school and isolate till I got the results, got them this morning, sent her in then her mate gets a call on the way telling them a classmate, (not in their bubble but whom they've had contact with) has tested positive so it was about turn before she even arrived. Apparently just hearing her mate's mam has been informed she can go back in so expecting a similar call pretty soon. It's all a bit disruptive, isn't it? I called in work and told my test was negative and they didn't even discuss the fact I'm not feeling too clever it was just a 'see you tonight'.